Performaman's definitions

WinDOS

Derrogatory name for Windows 1,2,3,3.1,95,98 and ME. Used to denote the fact that the above operating systems were based on MS-DOS

Dude, you're still running WinDOS 95?

by Performaman November 2, 2003

Fox News

Total Bullshit

That's a load of Fox News

by Performaman November 3, 2003

Ossama

One who is a criminal mastermind with strong dislike of the United States.

That bin Laden is such an Ossama

by Performaman November 3, 2003

Slobo

One who does not admit defeat even though they have been beaten; used usu. in a derrogatory sense.
From Slobodon Milosovic, Serbian Leader who did not concede defeat in an election even after he had been declared the looser.

Al Gore was such a slobo.

by Performaman November 3, 2003

Root

The core user in a Unix-type operating system (UNIX, Linux, BSD, etc.)

Dude, you got root permissions for the Pentagon? You are word733t/word

by Performaman November 3, 2003

Wince

Another (usu. derogatory) name for the Windows CE series of operating systems for Handheld Computers from Microsoft.

I just nuked Wince on my iPaq and installed Linux!

by Performaman November 3, 2003

MSS

Short for Mohammed Sayeed-al-Sahaf, former Iraqi Minister of information.

Did you see MSS on CNN? What an idiot!

by Performaman November 3, 2003