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Whakerbate

well yesterday i was whackerbaitin and my mom walked in.
Whakerbate by Sterhelio July 28, 2004
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wankerbate 

1- Yet another term for masturbating

2- The act of masturbation ("wankerbation")

3- A worthless jerk-off ("wankerbator")

4- Speaking, singing, or writing alot without saying anything at all ("verbal, lyrical, or literary wankerbation")
It's time to wankerbate!

It seems that Luke is one with the wankerbation, Emperor.

Get out of my face, you damn wankerbator!

While some may find the works of (insert annoying author here) to be enlightening and insightful, I am quite turned off by the excessive amount of literary wankerbation that this asstard uses to completely dance around anything remotely resembling a point.
wankerbate by Batrastard April 21, 2003

Shakerbate

The act of "shaking off" excess moisture after urinating in such a violent and vigorous fashion for such a long duration as to practically be masturbating.
"The guy using the next urinal over took at least a minute to dry off, that's what I call a shakerbate!"
Shakerbate by Neil G. February 9, 2007

waterbate 

To use jacuzzi or hot tub jets to stimulate yourself to climax.
"Are there any hotel rooms overlooking the jacuzzi?"
"I hope not. I'm hoping to waterbate tonight."
waterbate by AngelsBaseball311 January 26, 2015

Wankerbate 

To wank it in class, or in a school bathroom.
What John Croden did.
Wankerbate by Cody Longpré October 6, 2004

whackterbate 

v, to masterbait repeatedly and without concern for who is watching, to whack off way too much, esp while your roomate is in the room
Matt Mabe whackterbates every day that I've known him.
whackterbate by Tractor Willy October 20, 2004

Whackerbating

Masturbation when you are totally stoned or high. Preferably done alone in private sessions or in the bathroom.
Guy 1: "Man I'm so high! Want to get something to eat?"
Guy 2: "No dude, I'm feeling a bit tripped out. I think I'm gonna go to the bathroom."
Guy 1: "Okay dude, have fun Whackerbating"
Whackerbating by assparade69'69 March 30, 2011
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A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

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Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
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Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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