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Whakerbate

well yesterday i was whackerbaitin and my mom walked in.
by Sterhelio July 28, 2004
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wankerbate

1- Yet another term for masturbating

2- The act of masturbation ("wankerbation")

3- A worthless jerk-off ("wankerbator")

4- Speaking, singing, or writing alot without saying anything at all ("verbal, lyrical, or literary wankerbation")
It's time to wankerbate!

It seems that Luke is one with the wankerbation, Emperor.

Get out of my face, you damn wankerbator!

While some may find the works of (insert annoying author here) to be enlightening and insightful, I am quite turned off by the excessive amount of literary wankerbation that this asstard uses to completely dance around anything remotely resembling a point.
by Batrastard April 21, 2003
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Shakerbate

The act of "shaking off" excess moisture after urinating in such a violent and vigorous fashion for such a long duration as to practically be masturbating.
"The guy using the next urinal over took at least a minute to dry off, that's what I call a shakerbate!"
by Neil G. February 9, 2007
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waterbate

To use jacuzzi or hot tub jets to stimulate yourself to climax.
"Are there any hotel rooms overlooking the jacuzzi?"
"I hope not. I'm hoping to waterbate tonight."
by AngelsBaseball311 January 26, 2015
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Wankerbate

To wank it in class, or in a school bathroom.
What John Croden did.
by Cody Longpré October 6, 2004
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whackterbate

v, to masterbait repeatedly and without concern for who is watching, to whack off way too much, esp while your roomate is in the room
Matt Mabe whackterbates every day that I've known him.
by Tractor Willy October 20, 2004
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Whackerbating

Masturbation when you are totally stoned or high. Preferably done alone in private sessions or in the bathroom.
Guy 1: "Man I'm so high! Want to get something to eat?"
Guy 2: "No dude, I'm feeling a bit tripped out. I think I'm gonna go to the bathroom."
Guy 1: "Okay dude, have fun Whackerbating"
by assparade69'69 March 30, 2011
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