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Woke culture ass wagons
A term used to say: this group is too woke and I am leaving.
Often used by people who think you care.
Often used by people who think you care.
I have officially decided to leave this group. Ye'all woke culture ass wagons seem hell bent on making me hate something I love.
Bye
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Woke culture ass wagons by Silvaus January 14, 2022
Swaggin Wagon Dragon
Swaggin Wagon Dragon by ballerg17 March 8, 2017
Flapper wagon
An uncircumcised penis that gets jerked off to the point of climax and you leave the semen in the uncircumcised flaps.
Flapper wagon by Pandaassassin1 May 6, 2021
pie wagon
This is a broad that looked cute as a bug when she snared a man into marrying her. It didn't take long for her to become an abrasive hog....just one or two kids and a few too many cheeseburgers. Now she is fat as a cow and eats bon bons all day. She will eventually divorce him for his alimony and move in with a black or maybe a mexican man.
"Man, that Jimmy married a pie wagon, didn't he? I'm glad I don't have to plank that hog. How does he get his wiener in between those mountains of flab.?
pie wagon by running out of patience May 18, 2008
off the wagon
off the wagon by Light Joker March 12, 2007
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.