a girl named ashley who loves cutting herself. often seen in jean jackets and sweaters, slashley generally has multiple band-aids on her fingers from repeatedly cutting herself with her dad's bowie knife, or her mom's paring knife. sometimes, slashley is subject to mild fits of shouting or bouts of rage, immediately followed by a session of scissor-art, using her body as the canvas.
dude 1: slashley is in the er again. this time she cut part of her ear off
dude 2: damn...that psycho chick just won't learn
dude 2: damn...that psycho chick just won't learn
by Alphabot January 27, 2014
woman after GOD's own heart. used in a similar manner to the term maGoh, to mean a person seeking an intimate relationship with GOD, and not just seeking to belong to a religion.
by Alphabot May 18, 2011