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The Waggao generation starts in the 1970s. There’s Wagging Ca & Wagging Coca. After them, there’s Wagging Momster who marries Wagga Dildo (pronounced di-da) and they have children: Wagging Moa and Wagga Moa, Wagging Moa and Wagga Moa have a child together and dance with each other while sweet home Alabama is playing on the radio. They have a baby named WAGAMAMA! Our great restaurant owner- I recommend their chicken noodles. Wagamama meets Moana Big Businessman. Their baby is called Wagamama the 2nd, who meets Wagadada the 23rd who ALSO have babies, they make Wagga Mao and Wagga Wommaina (pronounced womayna) and those children have babies and have Wagga Moa the 3rd and Wagging Mole then THEY have children, Extreme Wagging Monster, Wamamamamama, Wamamamamamamamoa the 5th and They have Wagga Mao- The OG GigaChad. The generations end here because Wagga Mao- The OG GigaChad had no one to have children with. The generation dies because only brothers and sisters of the waggao family could have children- there were so many generations because they become old enough to have babies at 4 years old. It’s now 1532, they went back in generations because they’re just so GigaChad-dy. Wagga Mao- The OG GigaChad is now the owner of GigaChad Café-Buffet, in Bellingham, France.
Jamálaíocht: Yo, brother I have recently discovered the past existence of the species ‘Waggao’. It is quite intriguing and worthy of learning of.
Lapóla: Wow dude! Totally turbular!
waggao by aimsssss February 20, 2024
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Wagga muffin 

Was suppose to be used as an affectionate term, but was taken as an offensive one.

example:

Aye is a wagga muffin.
Related Words
It is the combination of Wahh and Nigga. Wahh, is a phrase an Asian person says when surprised. Nigga, is what black people call each other as in homie. Thus, this is what you call Asian person with a black personality.
Yo, Chung Lee is the waggah, he smoked 5 joints and fucked all the hos at the party yesterday!
waggah by Waggah101 February 26, 2017

Tard Waggon 

Special class busses, that looks like regular yellow school busses yet have a shorter length.
"Dude, your driving sucks so much you should be driving a tard waggon."

Also seen in the movie "Roadtrip"
Tard Waggon by crudent June 15, 2009

wagga woogie 

A word that can be used to subsitute any word in the english language.
Whats up wagga woogie?

I'm finna go wagga the woogie.

I was talkin to this girl and she was like, wagga woogie. then i was like... wagga woogie.

Where did mike go? Oh he went to wagga woogie land.
wagga woogie by Jaytheyjealous March 13, 2010

gypo waggon 

noun; The prefered mode of transport of the gypo, usually a 4x4. Gypo waggon drivers are generally violent if provoked and have a short fuse. They sometimes have access to tools such as hammers and crowbars and it is foolhardy to enter into a quarrel with them.
Andy: "You look a bit shaken up."

Geoff: "Some cunt in a gypo waggon just threatened to kill me."
gypo waggon by sooner_gooner July 13, 2009

Wagga Wagga Footlong 

When a Downunder man with an average penis (6 inch) brags to a girl "I could give you 12 inches and make you bleed". Then sticks it in twice and punches her in the nose.
I was talking to this hot chick the other night, she was iffy about coming back to mine so I dropped the Wagga Wagga Footlong on her and made the bitch bleed.
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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