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The Waggao generation starts in the 1970s. There’s Wagging Ca & Wagging Coca. After them, there’s Wagging Momster who marries Wagga Dildo (pronounced di-da) and they have children: Wagging Moa and Wagga Moa, Wagging Moa and Wagga Moa have a child together and dance with each other while sweet home Alabama is playing on the radio. They have a baby named WAGAMAMA! Our great restaurant owner- I recommend their chicken noodles. Wagamama meets Moana Big Businessman. Their baby is called Wagamama the 2nd, who meets Wagadada the 23rd who ALSO have babies, they make Wagga Mao and Wagga Wommaina (pronounced womayna) and those children have babies and have Wagga Moa the 3rd and Wagging Mole then THEY have children, Extreme Wagging Monster, Wamamamamama, Wamamamamamamamoa the 5th and They have Wagga Mao- The OG GigaChad. The generations end here because Wagga Mao- The OG GigaChad had no one to have children with. The generation dies because only brothers and sisters of the waggao family could have children- there were so many generations because they become old enough to have babies at 4 years old. It’s now 1532, they went back in generations because they’re just so GigaChad-dy. Wagga Mao- The OG GigaChad is now the owner of GigaChad Café-Buffet, in Bellingham, France.
Jamálaíocht: Yo, brother I have recently discovered the past existence of the species ‘Waggao’. It is quite intriguing and worthy of learning of.
Lapóla: Wow dude! Totally turbular!
waggao by aimsssss February 20, 2024
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Wagga muffin 

Was suppose to be used as an affectionate term, but was taken as an offensive one.

example:

Aye is a wagga muffin.
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It is the combination of Wahh and Nigga. Wahh, is a phrase an Asian person says when surprised. Nigga, is what black people call each other as in homie. Thus, this is what you call Asian person with a black personality.
Yo, Chung Lee is the waggah, he smoked 5 joints and fucked all the hos at the party yesterday!
waggah by Waggah101 February 26, 2017

Tard Waggon 

Special class busses, that looks like regular yellow school busses yet have a shorter length.
"Dude, your driving sucks so much you should be driving a tard waggon."

Also seen in the movie "Roadtrip"
Tard Waggon by crudent June 15, 2009

wagga woogie 

A word that can be used to subsitute any word in the english language.
Whats up wagga woogie?

I'm finna go wagga the woogie.

I was talkin to this girl and she was like, wagga woogie. then i was like... wagga woogie.

Where did mike go? Oh he went to wagga woogie land.
wagga woogie by Jaytheyjealous March 13, 2010

gypo waggon 

noun; The prefered mode of transport of the gypo, usually a 4x4. Gypo waggon drivers are generally violent if provoked and have a short fuse. They sometimes have access to tools such as hammers and crowbars and it is foolhardy to enter into a quarrel with them.
Andy: "You look a bit shaken up."

Geoff: "Some cunt in a gypo waggon just threatened to kill me."
gypo waggon by sooner_gooner July 13, 2009

Wagga Wagga Footlong 

When a Downunder man with an average penis (6 inch) brags to a girl "I could give you 12 inches and make you bleed". Then sticks it in twice and punches her in the nose.
I was talking to this hot chick the other night, she was iffy about coming back to mine so I dropped the Wagga Wagga Footlong on her and made the bitch bleed.