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an extreme dyke with a weird obsession with hockey boys who already have a girlfriend. Usually has brown hair
you fucking wadj
wadj by xandersanders805 January 17, 2019
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Background: This word was developed one late night at university of illinois hendrick house in the mid 90s. I was playing scrabble with the local dorm skank. On the skank theme, I created this word which refers to any sexual function that provides a release of the wad which is typically male or female semen. Examples of jobs that help create this wad would be a handjob or blowjob.
Bill just got a great wadjob that left a stain on his pants from Monica.
wadjob by Shawn Sadd May 11, 2008
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wadjella 

A wadjella is the name for a non ethnic or black dude
abbo: shut up you fucking wadjella.
Martin and Eric: Yeah Wadjella.
wadjella by aussiefatcunt123 November 16, 2021

Wadjela Grub 

A rotund, soft, white, defenseless Australian who sides with any non-white side of an issue by default on social media but has nothing to do with non-white communities beyond putting 'stolen Noongar land' as their Twitter location. They are bloated, pompous, ignorant, and like the grubs they're named after, likely to end up on the menu in mainland China.

A portmanteau of the Noongar aboriginal word for white person 'Wadjela' and bush food staple the 'witchetty grub', which is a large, fatty, white moth larvae, high in protein.
"ABC's 'the Drum' perfectly highlights the racism aboriginal youth face on a day-to-day basis by this conservative government. I am ashamed."
"Oh look, I dug up a Wadjela grub!"
Ben wajerski know
Ben is the biggest wadjet
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Synonym to What's up, You Up? Invitation for a booty call or sexting. Usually received as a text message or IM.
Jim, in a text: Wadja?
Jane, in a text: Yeah, can't sleep. Come over
Wadja? by SexyPotatoPlan March 27, 2019
Its a weird way of saying what
Wadjat do u mean?
Wadjat by Crystal_Error February 22, 2021
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