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Waddellage 

An amount of time added to the estimated arrival of a person who always late, usually an hour.
Person 1: What time did you tell John Wayne to be at the party?

Person 2: 1 O'Clock.

Person 1: But the party starts at 2? Why did you tell him 1?

Person 2: He is always late, so I had to account for Waddellage
Waddellage by Liftedjp September 5, 2010
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Wadjela Grub 

A rotund, soft, white, defenseless Australian who sides with any non-white side of an issue by default on social media but has nothing to do with non-white communities beyond putting 'stolen Noongar land' as their Twitter location. They are bloated, pompous, ignorant, and like the grubs they're named after, likely to end up on the menu in mainland China.

A portmanteau of the Noongar aboriginal word for white person 'Wadjela' and bush food staple the 'witchetty grub', which is a large, fatty, white moth larvae, high in protein.
"ABC's 'the Drum' perfectly highlights the racism aboriginal youth face on a day-to-day basis by this conservative government. I am ashamed."
"Oh look, I dug up a Wadjela grub!"

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026