wadjob

Background: This word was developed one late night at university of illinois hendrick house in the mid 90s. I was playing scrabble with the local dorm skank. On the skank theme, I created this word which refers to any sexual function that provides a release of the wad which is typically male or female semen. Examples of jobs that help create this wad would be a handjob or blowjob.

Bill just got a great wadjob that left a stain on his pants from Monica.

by Shawn Sadd May 11, 2008

wadoob

Derogatory slang for Brazilians, especially those who play online video games.

Wow, you're such a fucking wadoob.

by jimjab14 September 29, 2013

schklanooba wadoobas

when your rabbits pokes you in the face with her paw because you were ignoring her

My rabbit gave me the schklanooba wadoobas last night.

by schklanooba-wadooba April 15, 2019

Wagjob

The wagjob is considered to be the most intense, painful, and utterly gayest and most homoerotic form of sex, ever. It involves eight condoms, six dicks, three plastic bags, a towel and a stork. Only performed by the gayest possible men on earth. The wagjob has only been performed one time in history, and even then, three of the participants as well as the stork died. It is essentially, completely fucked up.

Gangsta: Ay man, those gay dudes are having a wagjob!
Balla: Shit, thats fuckin gay as fuck man.
Gangsta: Damn dude! One of em just died!
Balla: Gay ass fags, check his wallet for cash.
Gangsta: Aight..

by cdogg23 November 9, 2007

Modern Warjob

The process of getting a blowjob, handjob, or in extreme cases a blumpkin while playing call of duty modern warfare

Situation 1.

Joe, "Dude i can't talk right now I'm getting a modern warjob"

Bob, "Is that why your K.D. sucks macock?"

Situation 2.

Joe, "i just got 10th prestige!"

Bob, "i just got a nuke"

Bill, "I just got a modern warjob"

by Modern Warjob Expert VI July 25, 2010

Warjob

A good ole time with an old midget stripper from WWII.

Warjob, Warzone

by AMW143 June 14, 2017

wadgobble

Derogatory for a giver of blowjobs. Useful when running low on insults or tired of using old stand-bys, such as "Don't be such a dick!"

It's your round to buy the drinks! Cough up, you fuckin' wadgobble!

by Sean66 September 22, 2005