n. The overly aggressive male at your local watering hole that possesses little tact and even less self-awareness. This
gentleman is often referred to as Lurch, Creeper, Stalky McStalkerton and Ew.
When in close proximity of a CVC, exercise extreme caution in drink guarding as he is likely to
slip you a dose of Rufinol appropriate for an Ox-cart toting
beast. CVC's are typically listed on your neighborhoods sex offender registry.