Vonces

1. Armenian for "How are you."

2. Currently used by the fb group "Vonces" in any manner they choose. It now stands for hi, bye, yes, no, of course, ok, etc.

3. The revolution that will be the downfall of facebook.

Abed: voOOnces ever bOOdy!
Swagger: vooonces!
Vadym: Vonnces DEEZE NUTZ!
Abed: we bout to take ovper fb arraaah
Swagger: yee doee!
Skinny: Voncess!
Abed: skiiiIInny! I missed your sexy ass ;)
Swagger: love is in the air
Skinny: yay yaayyy!
Vadym: damn I gotta go you guys, Vooonces
Abed: Vonces!
Swagger:VOOONCES
Skinny: vOnces
December: DEEZE NUTZ! :P

by abedinthehouse January 20, 2011

People's freedom of choices and voices act

A legal statute in Canada that affords a defendants ability to a fair trial. With the invocation of it, defendants are allowed to express themselves at a court level to avoid a mistrial. Some of the most common rights granted by this act are the abilities to smoke and swear in court

Ricky: "Your majesty, I would like to make a request under the People's freedom of choices and voices act that I be able to smoke and swear in your court. If I can't smoke and swear in your court, I can't represent myself at a court level and that's a fuckin' mistrial!"

Judge: "Richard, you have permission to smoke and swear in my courtroom, but please be advised, this is not a carnival."

by Drunkcrazyfuckinglunatic June 23, 2018

The Voices

The voices in your head that tell you to do things.

The voices won't stop screaming

by NotPieGuy February 25, 2021

Voices in Public (VIP)

A late 1990's boy band from Canada, known for their less than appealing (fugly) looks, poorly written sub par songs, minimal vocal range and bad fashion. They forced their way onto an audience that wasn't ready to accept them and then they faded away, broke and obscure and still as fugly as ever.

Hey look at that boy band wannabe guy, he's about as fugly as those guys from Voices in Public (VIP).

by Rayymond November 16, 2010

The Voices in my Head

Either the most wonderful and self promoting voices that push you to do better or the worst and most destructive voices that push you to see you fall and bleed.

1. The voices in my head tell me, "You should do it! As long as you put your mind to it you can do anything.

2. You idiot! You're so stupid, you'll never actually amount to anything.

by A_well_known_truth February 25, 2015

guided by voices

Possibly the greatest rock band of all time.
One of the great lo-fi bands along with Pavement and Sebadoh, and like Pavement, moved on to hi-fi greatness with the production of several brilliant albums such as Isolation Drills. The ultimate GBV experience can be had by putting on the best album of the 90's, Bee Thousand.

Bob Pollard's voice wasn't so great, but it worked magnificently with the Guided By Voices sound!

by the fro October 10, 2005

Vinceslaos

the act of milking almonds

I dont like to get drinks from starbucks because they dont vinceslaos correctly

by bumpersticker2 November 11, 2022