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noun
1. A Discord server owner who treats roles and permissions like a dragon’s gold hoard while simultaneously vanishing into the Rift for hours on end.
2. The friend who will ghost the entire party the second a ranked queue pops.
verb
1. To abandon all real-life (or Discord) obligations the moment League of Legends becomes available.
2. To gatekeep every useful permission in a server while contributing nothing but AFK status.
First we had Jibo, now we have Voncie. Can the greed of 2B2S ever end?
Voncie by KyroGotMeat July 27, 2026
Words you can keep
Assaulted from the behind
Walker got Vanciered
vanciered by plznovancier February 22, 2017
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lovely, graceful, funny, and kick ass at everything they do.
After making a funny retort, everyone applauded the vonnie.
vonnie by Chez July 28, 2003
100% greatest 1 of a kind sexiest male ever and alive no negative all positivity, negative jokes jocin playin hard, “GOLD DIAMOND QUESTION MARK” (full of melanin) .AMEN.
Vincient is the finest man I’ve ever laid my eyes on.
Vincient by C.A.T January 12, 2021

Dirty Vonnie 

Waking up in a barn with a rodeo clown after a night of drinking tequila
I was so drunk, I did the Dirty Vonnie.
Dirty Vonnie by verian blue February 24, 2019

Big Vonnie 

A large Wagnerian bitch. With Red hair and the voice of a Banshee.
Hey that woman playing Hildegarde sure is a Big Vonnie.

Look at this Big Vonnie behind the DMV desk.
Big Vonnie by Gypsies Son April 20, 2011

Creepy VonCreepenstein 

n. The overly aggressive male at your local watering hole that possesses little tact and even less self-awareness. This gentleman is often referred to as Lurch, Creeper, Stalky McStalkerton and Ew.

When in close proximity of a CVC, exercise extreme caution in drink guarding as he is likely to slip you a dose of Rufinol appropriate for an Ox-cart toting beast. CVC's are typically listed on your neighborhoods sex offender registry.
"Hey, can we bail soon? Creepy VonCreepenstein over there is giving me the date rape gaze."

"Did you see that guy lurching over Amanda? What a Creeper!"
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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