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noun
1. A Discord server owner who treats roles and permissions like a dragon’s gold hoard while simultaneously vanishing into the Rift for hours on end.
2. The friend who will ghost the entire party the second a ranked queue pops.
verb
1. To abandon all real-life (or Discord) obligations the moment League of Legends becomes available.
2. To gatekeep every useful permission in a server while contributing nothing but AFK status.
First we had Jibo, now we have Voncie. Can the greed of 2B2S ever end?
Voncie by KyroGotMeat July 27, 2026
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Assaulted from the behind
Walker got Vanciered
vanciered by plznovancier February 22, 2017
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lovely, graceful, funny, and kick ass at everything they do.
After making a funny retort, everyone applauded the vonnie.
vonnie by Chez July 28, 2003
100% greatest 1 of a kind sexiest male ever and alive no negative all positivity, negative jokes jocin playin hard, “GOLD DIAMOND QUESTION MARK” (full of melanin) .AMEN.
Vincient is the finest man I’ve ever laid my eyes on.
Vincient by C.A.T January 12, 2021

Dirty Vonnie 

Waking up in a barn with a rodeo clown after a night of drinking tequila
I was so drunk, I did the Dirty Vonnie.
Dirty Vonnie by verian blue February 24, 2019

Big Vonnie 

A large Wagnerian bitch. With Red hair and the voice of a Banshee.
Hey that woman playing Hildegarde sure is a Big Vonnie.

Look at this Big Vonnie behind the DMV desk.
Big Vonnie by Gypsies Son April 20, 2011

Creepy VonCreepenstein 

n. The overly aggressive male at your local watering hole that possesses little tact and even less self-awareness. This gentleman is often referred to as Lurch, Creeper, Stalky McStalkerton and Ew.

When in close proximity of a CVC, exercise extreme caution in drink guarding as he is likely to slip you a dose of Rufinol appropriate for an Ox-cart toting beast. CVC's are typically listed on your neighborhoods sex offender registry.
"Hey, can we bail soon? Creepy VonCreepenstein over there is giving me the date rape gaze."

"Did you see that guy lurching over Amanda? What a Creeper!"
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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