voltel 

someone who like optimized things

person 1: I love this game, it is very optimized!

person 2: you are being a voltel right now.

voltel by Lerp. April 30, 2024

Volteripalling 

The activity of shoving expensive electronic devices (Preferably mobile devices) up another individuals (preferably a friends) anus hole, The winner of the game is the one who gets the device most dirtiest. The losers have to clean the device with their tongues. This game is usually played in pairs of two.

John: "So how was the sleep over last night?"
Glen: "We stayed up all night Volteripalling and I lost all the rounds, so you could say it was quite... shitty"
John: "Kys"

Volteripalling by BurningZ July 29, 2016

Ubeja Vontell 

Ubeja Vontell is when you have so much flaming diarrhea built up in your rectum that is must be surgically removed through the peepee hole.

My stomach has been killing me today, I have a bad case of the Ubeja Vontells.

Ubeja Vontell by KurtdCobain April 6, 2020

volcel 

As opposed to incel, volcel is voluntarily celibate. It means that (usually) he can get laid, sometimes pretty easily, but chooses instead to avoid sex.

Man, I chose to be volcel upon being tired of sex.

volcel by Stulejman March 18, 2018

Ubeja Vontell 

A frothy mix of semen, lubricants, poop matter and blood after a hardcore homosexual encounter.

I need a towel to wipe all this Ubeja Vontell off of me.

Ubeja Vontell by bdubsy April 15, 2020

volcel 

Voluntarily Celibate.
A person who chooses to be celibate. Can be for any given amount of time, for a short period or for their entire life. Can be for religious reasons or not.

related: incel

-Priests are volcel (or at least they're supposed to be).

-Gary was so upset after the divorce he became volcel for the rest of his life.

volcel by kay_see November 8, 2007

Sound Voltex 

One of the very few successful games of Konami as of today, without counting Pachinko.

A: Konami is dead man, they murdered Castlevania, Metal Gear Solid and soon, Yu-Gi-Oh! Plus all they do is Pachinko now!

B: Not true, they got Sound Voltex.

Sound Voltex by C107: Parasite Spark Falcon March 29, 2017