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A family or group of related individuals characterized by toxic gossip, narcissism, judgment, and bullying behavior; a poisonous bloodline that spreads corruption and harm to those around them.
“I tried to fit in at the reunion, but I realized quickly that his entire family was a vlight — whispering, judging, and tearing everyone down the moment they left the room.”
Vlight by BlkShpBuddha April 1, 2026

dirty jon voight 

when a guy shows up a party wasted and dressed like Zoolander and ends up singing Purple Rain while pissing in the dog's water dish...
Gerry is the only guy I know who can pull off a dirty jon voight and still remain popular with the ladies.
dirty jon voight by Dr. Simulacra November 7, 2013
pass me the vilight bro
Vilight by cp general March 27, 2022

Jon Voight 

Jon Voight is an actor.

The biggest contribution he made to the world was was when he had sex with Marcheline Bertrand in 1974; Bertrand later gave birth to Angelina Jolie.
Karl: Jon Voight is Angelina Jolie's father?
Mark: Who the fuck is Jon Voight?
Jon Voight by Snabelj August 12, 2006

Voight-Kampff machine 

A very advanced form of lie detector that measures contractions of the iris and the presence of invisible airborne particles emitted from the body. The VK is used primarily by Blade Runners to determine if a suspect is truly human by measuring the degree of his empathic response through carefully worded questions and statements.
These are the questions used during the test to distinguish a human from a replicant (presumably, a human would become flustered at the thought of killing an animal, and a replicant wouldn't):

It’s your birthday. Someone gives you a calfskin wallet. How do you react?
You’ve got a little boy. He shows you his butterfly collection plus the killing jar. What do you do?
You’re watching television. Suddenly you realize there’s a wasp crawling on your arm.
You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?
Describe in single words, only the good things that come into your mind. About your mother.

See: Turing Test, Replicant.
"The Voight-Kampff test proved conclusively that he was a replicant."
Voight-Kampff machine by Renee February 25, 2004

the jon voight 

The act of getting in a fight with your girlfriend and when she wants make-up sex, you deny her by keeping the status quo.
Ben: Dude, Chase and I got in a huge fucken fight and i totally gave her the jon voight. She was pissed.
the jon voight by Mike Carini March 1, 2009