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Vight

A top tier goat with a big penis, owner and leader of EVO.
Vight is my dad
by EVOtm November 17, 2021
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Aye Vight

An Ardee term said to somebody who is talkin shite! As in, Aye Right you be sir!! Used incessantly by teenage De La Salle scum such as Scurty Halpenny.
In reply to being told that your friend has just come back from Johnny Martins with a sack load of shoes... Aye Vight! aye vight! I know you are, but wha am aye?
by Brian McKeever August 14, 2006
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dirty jon voight

when a guy shows up a party wasted and dressed like Zoolander and ends up singing Purple Rain while pissing in the dog's water dish...
Gerry is the only guy I know who can pull off a dirty jon voight and still remain popular with the ladies.
by Dr. Simulacra November 7, 2013
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Vigitiz

To password protect an image within a link before sharing it online. In the online age, we share everything with everyone. Some of our greatest regrets are from sharing an image on social media and having it go viral. If you Vigitiz the image before you share it, you can delete it at the source or change the password to remove unwanted views or access.
1. Last night was awesome, but some of those pics are off the wall. Think i will Vigitiz them before i share them.

2. Forget internet picture regret and Vigitiz your images before you share them.

3. The internet never forgets a great picture; prevent that shit from going viral. Vigitiz your images first, then share the password with your trusted clan. If they leak the password, just change it.

4. Keep the memories between the people who need to see them. Vigitiz and keep out all the haters.
by Vigitiz October 18, 2017
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Jon Voight

Jon Voight is an actor.

The biggest contribution he made to the world was was when he had sex with Marcheline Bertrand in 1974; Bertrand later gave birth to Angelina Jolie.
Karl: Jon Voight is Angelina Jolie's father?
Mark: Who the fuck is Jon Voight?
by Snabelj August 12, 2006
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Voight-Kampff machine

A very advanced form of lie detector that measures contractions of the iris and the presence of invisible airborne particles emitted from the body. The VK is used primarily by Blade Runners to determine if a suspect is truly human by measuring the degree of his empathic response through carefully worded questions and statements.
These are the questions used during the test to distinguish a human from a replicant (presumably, a human would become flustered at the thought of killing an animal, and a replicant wouldn't):

It’s your birthday. Someone gives you a calfskin wallet. How do you react?
You’ve got a little boy. He shows you his butterfly collection plus the killing jar. What do you do?
You’re watching television. Suddenly you realize there’s a wasp crawling on your arm.
You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?
Describe in single words, only the good things that come into your mind. About your mother.

See: Turing Test, Replicant.
"The Voight-Kampff test proved conclusively that he was a replicant."
by Renee February 25, 2004
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Vihtori

Vihtori is a king. Vihtori is finnish men name and uasully all Vihtori's have big cock. Vihtori get alot chicks and bitches.
Omg look! There is Vihtori
by Pussudestroyer69 October 23, 2018
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