Visability 

Visability is the amount of untapped credit still remaining on your VISA card.

I'd really like to get that Dale Jr. satin jacket, but since we bought the new bass boat, I just don't have the visability.

Visability by Monkeywash January 24, 2010

visability

Conspicuousness dat you do not want when either you're paying a sizeable bill with your credit card (i.e., da Feds and/or moochers might be watching), or you're trying to sneak through customs with less-than-stellar documentation.

One might attain varying degrees of "invisability" by "visably" offering to electronically bribe --- i.e., waving plastic in da presence of --- border-agents, depending on whether said officials were willing to accept said bribe. Often, of course, dat very act of "cash flashing" will only cause da security-personnel to be MORE hesitant and suspicious of you --- and therefore delay you even MORE --- than if you'd just behaved normally in your efforts to cross da border.

visability by QuacksO March 22, 2026

Learning Disability 

A learning disability is a reduced intellectual ability and difficulty with everyday activities e.g. household tasks, socialising or managing money, which will affect someone for their whole life. People with a learning disability tend to take longer to learn and may need support to develop new skills, understand complicated information and interact with other people.

Learning disability is often confused with dyslexia and mental health problems. Mencap* describes dyslexia as a “learning difficulty” because, unlike learning disability, it does not affect intellect.
*The Royal Mencap Society is a charity based in the UK that works with people with a learning disability, founded in 1946 by Judy Fryd.

Learning Disability by AKACroatalin December 17, 2016

Vagability

The ability possessed by ONLY women to get out of tickets and into nightclubs.

Scott and Jon couldn't get into the club because they lack vagability, but when Leya came she had the vagability to get them in.

Vagability by UcladudeJon July 27, 2014

Spiritual disability 

Feeling an immaterial lack or void in the soul, due to being distant or disconnected from the divine(God, the ultimate truth),our true purpose, and higher values which are transcendent but have worldly presence.

Side effects include; (but not limited to)
Acedia

Hate
Materialism

Frustration

Anxiety

Confusion
Weakness

Psychological disorders

Lack of driving purpose

Dead heart
Inability to self actualize

Lack of excellence at worship and work
Obsession about other people and gossip
Lack of self focus

Problems dealing with other people

Lack of creativity

Lack of self confidence

Lack of objective morales and ethics
Lack of solid foundation for character and personality

Feeling like an empty shell

All our morale, ethical, psychological problems can be traced to a degree of spiritual disability.

Spiritual disability by Slave 7 August 18, 2019

Unicorn visibility 

A scuba diving term used to describe the rarest, clearest water with the maximum visibility.

When we dived the WW1 U-boat UC41 we had unicorn visibility.

Unicorn visibility by hippytyree January 21, 2018

Disability Envy 

Disability envy is when Chav's (mainly Chavettes) are jealous that someone they vaguely know gets free footwear, free nappies, free and full-time nursery places, a free Mobility car, free Road Tax, re-housing, free adaptionations, free transport to school and all the other 'perks' that come with having a child with a disability.

The jealousy usually manifests itself as heckles like 'Paint your f*****g fence' or 'I told you aleeeeeeeeeeeshaaaa (or similar name for the under fives who has become immune to being sworn at and who are most often allowed to play out until 10pm) not to f*****g play in their b*****d garden'. Sometimes it manifest itself from better known aquaintences who like to make snide and unjustified comments about the dis/abilities of your child, what a better job they could do in your position and how much easier their lives would have been with the 'free stuff' for their own (non-disabled) children. People have been known to say 'They're not THAT disabled' and 'Yea but you're set for life now!'

Disability Envy should not be confused with Penis Envy. Although, in both instances the offenders have flacid c*cks growing out of their foreheads.

Mother: I wish my child could go to University, have a husband, have a baby, stay dry throughout the day and night, write or recognise her own name.
Chav with Disability Envy: Yes, but you get FREE nappies!?

Mother: I'm so worried what will happen when I die or if I become ill and not able to care for my child.
Posh Friend with Disability Envy: Oh I wish I could have gotten Rupert into Nursery without those astronomical fees. What did you say? I was distracted by your new shiny free car.

Disability Envy by Sky24601 June 28, 2010