virginery

A condition that causes males to leave comments and observations on a woman's "boobs," or like or up vote a comment that just says "Dat Ass."

"I dont know what happened. I blacked out and when I came to, I'd posted "Dat Ass" over and over again. I must have contracted Virginery from someone at school."

by Virginery Studies Expert November 16, 2017

Virginity Shield

The act of using nerd culture to create an impenetrable shield to protect ones virginity from the opposite sex.

“OMG they've changed The Sword of Omens to do 2.5% more damage!”

*Sound of a door closing and being bolted shut*

What was that noise?

The sound of every women’s vagina closing and your virginity shield being raised.

by TrollLaLol June 9, 2014

nigger virginity

Saying the "nigger" for the first time. Leading to new doorways of comedy.

"It's quite a nigger day"
"Nigger day?"
"Hey! You just said nigger!"
"Fuck! You took my nigger virginity away!"

by Some guy who's a guy August 29, 2016

virginest

Someone who is the most virginy one can be: extraordinarily ‘pure,’ a super virgin— in a literal sense, and in the sense that they are inept when it comes to sexual knowledge; they have also never watched porn (adjective used in the same manner as the descriptors “greatest” and “best”)

Person: “I don’t look away during the lewd scenes of Game of Thrones... am I still the virginest?”

by mamipastrami January 17, 2018

anal virginity

the state of not having been penetrated up the ass

Barry lost his anal virginity to a cucumber.

by Davester6675 August 14, 2004

Re-Virgined

When a person has not had full sexual intercourse exceeding the time frame of 1 year and 6 months. Therefore there virginity has been partly reimbursed.

‘I haven’t screwed in ages, I’ve re-virgined’

by AstrayMind98 March 26, 2020

Virginity

Something that will be with me forever.

I’m a virgin. And virginity will live long and prosper. Most likely.

by Why am I in existence August 27, 2020