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virginest 

Someone who is the most virginy one can be: extraordinarily ‘pure,’ a super virgin— in a literal sense, and in the sense that they are inept when it comes to sexual knowledge; they have also never watched porn (adjective used in the same manner as the descriptors “greatest” and “best”)
Person: “I don’t look away during the lewd scenes of Game of Thrones... am I still the virginest?”
virginest by mamipastrami January 17, 2018
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Virginity Shield 

The act of using nerd culture to create an impenetrable shield to protect ones virginity from the opposite sex.
“OMG they've changed The Sword of Omens to do 2.5% more damage!”

*Sound of a door closing and being bolted shut*

What was that noise?

The sound of every women’s vagina closing and your virginity shield being raised.

nigger virginity 

Saying the "nigger" for the first time. Leading to new doorways of comedy.
"It's quite a nigger day"
"Nigger day?"
"Hey! You just said nigger!"
"Fuck! You took my nigger virginity away!"

National Virginism

National Virginism is an extremist right wing political ideology based on national socialism. The ideology focuses on uniting a strong totalitarian virgin government ruled by virgins. National Virginsists believe that virgins are the best type of people in the world and they are more superior than Non-Virgins. They think virgins are being oppressed and mistreated by non-virgins, so they classify Non-Virgins to be sub-human creatures that should be killed and wiped off the planet. Non-virgins are to be sent to a famous death camp called the 'virschwitz', where they will be forced into harsh labor and later executed. This extremist ideology aims to ban sexual activity and pornography as it is related to losing virginity. Losing Virginity in a National Virginist society is considered a crime which is punishable by death and it's frowned upon by many Virginists. The ideology DOES support things like economic freedom and markets, militarisation, protecting virginity, exploitation and virgin rights . Being a virgin is an honor not a privilege, virgins should be proud who they are and respect each person's virginty.
National virginism will spread all over the world.
National Virginism by Virgin führer December 23, 2020

anal virginity 

the state of not having been penetrated up the ass
Barry lost his anal virginity to a cucumber.
anal virginity by Davester6675 August 14, 2004

Re-Virgined 

When a person has not had full sexual intercourse exceeding the time frame of 1 year and 6 months. Therefore there virginity has been partly reimbursed.
‘I haven’t screwed in ages, I’ve re-virgined’
Re-Virgined by AstrayMind98 March 26, 2020

Virginity 

Something that will be with me forever.
I’m a virgin. And virginity will live long and prosper. Most likely.
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