AstrayMind98's definitions

Shovel nail action

When someone has huge accumulations of dirt under there nails.. And it looks like they have used their nails to shovel dirt and/or faeces.

’Damn Lisa has some shovel nail action’ Greg gagged heavily.

by AstrayMind98 June 28, 2020

Cumfingers

The result of masturbating in your hand.

‘I had cumfingers after that wank’ said Ronnie

by AstrayMind98 May 9, 2020

Rail-worthy

A person who is defined as rail-worthy is someone you wouldn't usually rail (fuck), however, you have become ever so enchanted by there personality and wit, that they are now worthy of a good railing (fucking).

’I wasn't too sure about Jenifer ... But after a long conversation I had with her last night.. I find that she is now rail-worthy’ said Sam

by AstrayMind98 April 12, 2020

Cringe-dick

To be inflicted with cringe-dick means to lose your erection due to your sexual partner's use of an intensively cringey word or phrase.

*During intercourse* ’You are immortal’ said Katie, meanwhile Andy got a huge case of cringe-dick - whilst deep inside.

by AstrayMind98 April 12, 2020

Peperami Penis

When the structural integrity of the penis is jeopardized due to over masturbating.

’I have some peperami penis action’ said Dave

by AstrayMind98 April 12, 2020

TheLegacy

Have intercourse with atleast one of each of following races; - White, Black, Brown, Asian, Mixed Race & Hispanic. Then collect poll data, line graphs and a written conclusion of your findings.

‘Let’s go Ibiza and do TheLegacy’ said Joshua

by AstrayMind98 April 11, 2020

PenisCringe

When something makes you cringe so hard, you’d rather have your penis blown of by a Sawed-off Shotgun from 2ft away.

‘We are masters’ said Adam, following this Paul had a large peniscringe.

by AstrayMind98 April 11, 2020