Re-Virgined

When a person has not had full sexual intercourse exceeding the time frame of 1 year and 6 months. Therefore there virginity has been partly reimbursed.

‘I haven’t screwed in ages, I’ve re-virgined’

by AstrayMind98 March 26, 2020

Octosnatch

Someone who loves a minimum of 2 cocks in there vagina simultaneously.

‘I have a octosnatch’ said Emma to Derrick and Giles.

by AstrayMind98 March 27, 2020

Jedi Cunt

When someone calls you a ‘Sith Cunt’, this is a opportunistic time to reply with Jedi Cunt, in the Star Wars Universe.

‘Shut up, you’re such a Jedi Cunt Said Palpatine’

by AstrayMind98 March 26, 2020

Cringe-dick

To be inflicted with cringe-dick means to lose your erection due to your sexual partner's use of an intensively cringey word or phrase.

*During intercourse* ’You are immortal’ said Katie, meanwhile Andy got a huge case of cringe-dick - whilst deep inside.

by AstrayMind98 April 12, 2020

PenisCringe

When something makes you cringe so hard, you’d rather have your penis blown of by a Sawed-off Shotgun from 2ft away.

‘We are masters’ said Adam, following this Paul had a large peniscringe.

by AstrayMind98 April 11, 2020

Battletoad

A large overweight & particularly unattractive female.

‘Victoria is such a battletoad’ said Lauren

by AstrayMind98 March 27, 2020

Rail-worthy

A person who is defined as rail-worthy is someone you wouldn't usually rail (fuck), however, you have become ever so enchanted by there personality and wit, that they are now worthy of a good railing (fucking).

’I wasn't too sure about Jenifer ... But after a long conversation I had with her last night.. I find that she is now rail-worthy’ said Sam

by AstrayMind98 April 12, 2020