Vikingitis

A disease state characterized by misplaced hope. The disease may be contacted early into a Minnesota Viking season, however most symptoms (I.e, hope, delusions of grandeur,) do not manifest until the post season. While there is no cure, the symptoms never lasts past the NFC championship. A

My wife keeps saying the Vikings may go to the Super Bowl this year, I’m concerned she may have contracted vikingitis.

by Tom Kra January 7, 2020

Vikinglish

Using Viking Runes aka Futhark to spell out English words. Commonly used for tattoos or some other attempt to seem badass.

All these guys claiming Viking blood, but their tee shirts are in Vikinglish instead of actual Norse. So lazy.

by StrangeDFW June 10, 2018

viginaitis

Symptoms include:

Guys,
Being a huge wuse around girls.
Being shy when it comes to girls.
Afraid to express your feelings toward girls.
Can't relax around girls.
Can't ask how the girl feels about him.

Zaine you have viginaitis.

by Florida G May 24, 2008