Vikingitis 

A disease state characterized by misplaced hope. The disease may be contacted early into a Minnesota Viking season, however most symptoms (I.e, hope, delusions of grandeur,) do not manifest until the post season. While there is no cure, the symptoms never lasts past the NFC championship. A

My wife keeps saying the Vikings may go to the Super Bowl this year, I’m concerned she may have contracted vikingitis.

Vikingitis by Tom Kra January 7, 2020

Vikinglish 

Using Viking Runes aka Futhark to spell out English words. Commonly used for tattoos or some other attempt to seem badass.

All these guys claiming Viking blood, but their tee shirts are in Vikinglish instead of actual Norse. So lazy.

Vikinglish by StrangeDFW June 10, 2018

viginaitis 

Symptoms include:

Guys,
Being a huge wuse around girls.
Being shy when it comes to girls.
Afraid to express your feelings toward girls.
Can't relax around girls.
Can't ask how the girl feels about him.

Zaine you have viginaitis.

viginaitis by Florida G May 24, 2008

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016