Virginitis

1. The sex crazed state of a mind after losing ones virginity

2. A brand of Paul Newman salad dressing

My roommate has virginitis; he had sex with a guy in a gay club and now has sex in his portion of our room all the time.

Hey BITCH, pass me over some a that virginitis!

by jessejackson01 March 02, 2009

Virginitis

What a girl gets after she gets all stuck on the first guy to penetrate her. Symptoms include geting all clingy, blowing up his cellphone tracking his whereabouts,calling mutual friends to look for him, etc. Can last anywhere from a few days to many years.....depending on how severe the case is.

Sadly, Rachel was unable to find another boyfriend after she caught virginitis from Bill.

by o1aztekdog August 31, 2006

Virgin

A member of a rare and dying race

Friend : Guess who isn't a virgin anymore!!!!!

Me: You are TWELVE

by Minigriff May 02, 2018

Virgin

You

You are a virgin.

by candlestick89 May 31, 2018

virgin's virgin

A virgin who has never done anything not even been kissed or kissed anyone. (Just someone who hasn't done anything with the opposite sex, or same if they're gay)

Jessica: That girl is such a virgin's virgin, I can't believe that she's never done anything.
Becky: I know, that is so pathetic!

by Lala~*~Lara November 26, 2004

Virgin

Noun
1) Someone who has not had sex
2) A type of olive oil
3) A version of an alcoholic drink with no alcohol in it

Guy: So, are you a virgin?
Girl: I've literally fucked the entire football team.

Shopper: What kind of olive oil do you guys have?

Employee: We sell virgin and extra virgin.
Shopper: What's the difference?

Employee: Virgin's more acidic, and extra virgin has a more rigorous production methods.

Patron: Excuse me waiter, could I get a virgin hard lemonade?
Waiter: So... lemonade?

by Helios8170 June 07, 2018

Virginity

Something that will be with me forever.

I’m a virgin. And virginity will live long and prosper. Most likely.

by Why am I in existence August 27, 2020