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virginiaitis 

the condition of being severely insecure and jealous coupled with the inability to understand why no one likes you, when it is clearly because you are a giant bitch
person one: "doesen't lauren understand the reason no one likes her is because she is such a dick?"
person two: "no, she has virginiaitis"
virginiaitis by polly ochie June 1, 2018
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Virginiaitis 

The condition of being severely insecure and jealous of everyone coupled with the inability to understand why nobody can stand you when the answer is clearly because you are and enormous dickhead
person one: "wow, that lady is such a jerk! cant she tell if she acts a little nicer then maybe people will like her?"
person two: "nah, bitch got virginiaitis"
Virginiaitis by polly ochie June 1, 2018

virginiaitis 

the condition of being a giant ass hole while being angry at the world because no one likes you.
the condition of being super low esteem and jealous to the point of creating wild accusations and theories to defend said jealousy.
also, a homewrecker
watch out for that woman, she got virginiaitis
virginiaitis by polly ochie June 12, 2018

Virginitis  

1. Someone who looses their virginity and becomes sex crazy.
Emily is suffering from a severe case of Virginitis and turned into a huge slut.
Virginitis by homibrive March 2, 2009

Virginitis 

1. The sex crazed state of a mind after losing ones virginity

2. A brand of Paul Newman salad dressing
My roommate has virginitis; he had sex with a guy in a gay club and now has sex in his portion of our room all the time.

Hey BITCH, pass me over some a that virginitis!
Virginitis by jessejackson01 March 2, 2009

Chronic virginitis 

The condition of being so beta that even when a women wants to have sex with you, you find a way to ruin it.
Yet again another anime protagonist who suffers from Chronic Virginitis.
Chronic virginitis by alaric11 January 26, 2018

Virginitis 

What a girl gets after she gets all stuck on the first guy to penetrate her. Symptoms include geting all clingy, blowing up his cellphone tracking his whereabouts,calling mutual friends to look for him, etc. Can last anywhere from a few days to many years.....depending on how severe the case is.
Sadly, Rachel was unable to find another boyfriend after she caught virginitis from Bill.
Virginitis by o1aztekdog August 31, 2006
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