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vetteranarian 

A mechanic-dude who mainly/exclusively works on GM's Swiss-flag-symbol-emblazoned sports cars.
While poking around the abandoned Wheelwell Motel that's perched high in the hills, Lightning McQueen asks Sally Carrera if she fell in love with a "Heartbeat Of America" muscle-car; she scoffingly replies that it wasn't another four-wheeler than captured her cylinder-chambers, but rather just the whole lovely peaceful earthtones-hued Radiator Springs area spread out below them. I am sure there was at least one vetteranarian living in "our town", though, since so many antique cars were present there.
vetteranarian by QuacksO January 8, 2020
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veterinarian

An awesome person who diagnose and treat non-human animals, doing everything from prosthetic limbs on elephants to tumor surgery on gold fish. Work in veterinary clinics/hospitals for large or small animlas, food hygiene, biomedical/pharmaceutical research or companies, zoos, conservation etc..

Needs 4 years of pre-vet/med and then 4 years of vet.medical school.
"holy crap did you see that veterinarian? i jizzed instantly"

"Farmer: my cow has been feeling kinda off lately"
"veterinarian: back the fuck off, i got this shit"

Veterinarian

Awesome people who spend 8 years in college learning how to help loving animals in any and every way they can! These people are true animal lovers! There are small animal veterinarians and large animal veterinarians and they're all awesome! These people aren't in it for the money, they're in it for the animals!
Julia loved animals so much, she went to 8 years of college to be a veterinarian! She absolutely loves her job and she loves all the animals she helps everyday!
Veterinarian by Truelove101 January 11, 2015

Veterinarian

What most little girls want to be when they grow up.
A random adult: hey Emma what do you want to be when you grow up?
Emma: I want to be a veterinarian!
Veterinarian by willbillandy July 22, 2019

Veteranarian 

The doctor for animals. Commonly known as a vet because the word veteranarian is just too damn long to say, and takes 30 years to learn how to spell. Vets can major is different groups of animals: Large, small, and exotic animal vets are the most widely known. However vets can also specialize in one type of animal i.e. an avian vet. To become a vet you have to be near brilliant and passionate about animals; and you have to be comfortable with animals biting, scratching, and trying to kill you.
Damn, my cat is sick again! I guess I'll have to go to a veteranarian so they can charge me $900 for who knows what.
Veteranarian by Vet to Be July 7, 2011

Veterinarian

A trained medical doctor who doesn't have to put up with humans.
I don't want to put up with people's bullshit so I became a veterinarian.
Veterinarian by Nairbons December 4, 2014

dinosaur veterinarian 

a computer repair technician who is asked to fix or restore an old computer. The act of even requesting such a task is treated as an insult to the technician and labels you as cheap and or stupid.
vet- the reason you cant burn dvds is because you dont have a dvd burner... or nearly enough power to even play one... or download a movie... or surf the web. And the reason it wont turn on is that its ashamed to face a world that has left it so far behind.

cheap customer- how much to put that stuff on and fix it?

vet- buy a new computer im not a dinosaur veterinarian.
dinosaur veterinarian by darkbob August 29, 2010
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