The name of a failed "smart cup" kickstarter in which the cup would tell you what you were drinking, as if you didn't knowalready. A colossal waste of money.
Moron: "I just ordered this smart cup called the vessyl. It tells me what I'm drinking. IT EVEN DOES SMOOTHIES!"
Everyone: "That sounds like a terrible product"
Moron: "JACS"
Vessy is one of kind woman. A woman with erudition and a good heart, a woman with the perfect physical proportions. Vessy laughter makes your heart melt. Her eyes are deep like the the universe and it's secrets. Vessy is a mystery..waiting to be unveiled. Don't ever underestimate her because of her uniqueness, she is clever as hell and hotter than fire. Don't play with her, treat her good. She deserves that. Don't think she's a trophy. She is not a human being either, she is more than that, just be good to her and she will unveil all of her deep secrets. Vessy can be evrything, but also can be nothing. And who are you mister?
The hottest and most loyal person you know. Never let her go. Many guys will want her but you must fight for her. Best girlfriend you will have. Kind-hearted. Very insecure never let her think she's not perfect. She's got a great body with a great booty and other assets.
Vassay is the most caring man you will ever meet. Kind-hearted and loving, Vassay picks up all the girls. Vassay is athletic, handsome, caring, and a responsible man. Vassay is also extremely intelligent.
Cory is a name for a boy. He is very strong and muscular and loves his red wine. He seems to think he is extremely lucky, but thats just his arrogance talking. He always feels the need to be right, but usually has a girlfriend who takes the number 1 spot. Its hard for Cory to accept sometimes, but with time, he can be trained.