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A vessage is a voicemail message.
If I don't answer the phone, leave me a vessage.
vessage by Berners Rock September 4, 2014
Words you can keep
Guy: You're a Masseuse right?

Masseuse: Yeah, but I only give Vassage.

Guy: Dafuq is a Vassage!
Vassage by CbkTsuki November 25, 2016
Related Words
The act of massaging cramps out of a vagina.
Girl: My cramps in my vagina are killing me.
Guy : Maybe a vassage will help take the cramps away.
Vassage by Terry S. December 20, 2007
Combination of massage and vagina, i.e., vaginal massage. Pronounced to rhyme with massage. More often used in an erotic context, but can be slow and relaxed, langorous and not short-term goal-oriented. Also practiced to relieve vaginal cramps.
Betty and Sue are so into vassages these days, I haven't seen them at breakfast all weekend!
Vassage by Jay Bishop February 12, 2013

vassage (vah-sawg)

Um girls, now do we really like the word fingering? It's kinda awkward to say. HOKAY SO, vassage is when a finger is introduced to the vagina canal.
"Hey Sue, what did you do with Randy last night?"
"Well we kissed for a while then did something unexpectedly!"
"WHAT? NO WAY. What did he do?"
"He gave me a vassage (vah-sawg)."
"OMG. Nice."

versager 

jan-luca in der salsa
ich bin so ein versager.
versager by jz27 June 11, 2020
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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young pup 

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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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