Combination of massage and vagina, i.e., vaginal massage. Pronounced to rhyme with massage. More often used in an erotic context, but can be slow and relaxed, langorous and not short-term goal-oriented. Also practiced to relieve vaginal cramps.
Betty and Sue are so into vassages these days, I haven't seen them at breakfast all weekend!
Um girls, now do we really like the word fingering? It's kinda awkward to say. HOKAY SO, vassage is when a finger is introduced to the vagina canal.
"Hey Sue, what did you do with Randy last night?"
"Well we kissed for a while then did something unexpectedly!"
"WHAT? NO WAY. What did he do?"
"He gave me a vassage (vah-sawg)."
"OMG. Nice."
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."