vessage

A vessage is a voicemail message.

If I don't answer the phone, leave me a vessage.

vessage by Berners Rock September 4, 2014

Vassage 

A very high quality Vaginal Massage.

Guy: You're a Masseuse right?

Masseuse: Yeah, but I only give Vassage.

Guy: Dafuq is a Vassage!

Vassage by CbkTsuki November 25, 2016

Vassage 

The act of massaging cramps out of a vagina.

Girl: My cramps in my vagina are killing me.
Guy : Maybe a vassage will help take the cramps away.

Vassage by Terry S. December 20, 2007

Vassage 

Combination of massage and vagina, i.e., vaginal massage. Pronounced to rhyme with massage. More often used in an erotic context, but can be slow and relaxed, langorous and not short-term goal-oriented. Also practiced to relieve vaginal cramps.

Betty and Sue are so into vassages these days, I haven't seen them at breakfast all weekend!

Vassage by Jay Bishop February 12, 2013

vassage (vah-sawg)

Um girls, now do we really like the word fingering? It's kinda awkward to say. HOKAY SO, vassage is when a finger is introduced to the vagina canal.

"Hey Sue, what did you do with Randy last night?"
"Well we kissed for a while then did something unexpectedly!"
"WHAT? NO WAY. What did he do?"
"He gave me a vassage (vah-sawg)."
"OMG. Nice."

vassage (vah-sawg) by All thanks to Avery March 28, 2009

versager 

jan-luca in der salsa

ich bin so ein versager.

versager by jz27 June 11, 2020