Combination of massage and vagina, i.e., vaginal massage. Pronounced to rhyme with massage. More often used in an erotic context, but can be slow and relaxed, langorous and not short-term goal-oriented. Also practiced to relieve vaginal cramps.

Betty and Sue are so into vassages these days, I haven't seen them at breakfast all weekend!

Vassage by Jay Bishop February 12, 2013

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vassage (vah-sawg)

Um girls, now do we really like the word fingering? It's kinda awkward to say. HOKAY SO, vassage is when a finger is introduced to the vagina canal.

"Hey Sue, what did you do with Randy last night?"
"Well we kissed for a while then did something unexpectedly!"
"WHAT? NO WAY. What did he do?"
"He gave me a vassage (vah-sawg)."
"OMG. Nice."

vassage (vah-sawg) by All thanks to Avery March 28, 2009

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versager

jan-luca in der salsa

ich bin so ein versager.

versager by jz27 June 11, 2020

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