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The name of a failed "smart cup" kickstarter in which the cup would tell you what you were drinking, as if you didn't know already. A colossal waste of money.
Moron: "I just ordered this smart cup called the vessyl. It tells me what I'm drinking. IT EVEN DOES SMOOTHIES!"
Everyone: "That sounds like a terrible product"
Moron: "JACS"
vessyl by Advanced Furby May 24, 2017

Pure Vessel 

The Hollow Knight at his peak before he was sealed in the Black Egg temple where he contains the Radiance. He’s incredibly difficult and is going to annihilate you when you first meet him
I died to the Pure Vessel again! Whyyyyyyy!!!!!!”
Pure Vessel by Hollowslayer October 28, 2021

Vestal High School 

A bitch ass high school full of bitch ass kids who have bitch ass parents who buy them bitch ass name brand everything.
"Hey so you go to Vestal High School?"
"Yeah I do."
"I knew you were a bitch."
Vestalle, otherwise known as one of the sexiest hunters of the World of Warcraft realm Blackwater Raiders, is amazing. She has been known to be able to pull off any type of look, whether it be the fashionable indie-look, or no clothes at all. Most people prefer the later. Vestalle is also Russian, which makes her that much cooler than other people.
Goldshire Girl: Hey, for 10g, I can give you some fun.
Patron: No thanks, you aren't nearly as good looking as Vestalle.
Goldshire Girl: Man, I wish I was sexy and Russian.
Vestalle by Hedrik March 2, 2008

Vassallo 

An amazing, wonderful, pretty, perfect girl. She has the most beautiful eyes ever and is very athletic. You never know if you are in the friend zone or more with her flirty smile. She is the girl you will want to hold on to for the rest of your life.
Person 1: omg, look at that vassallo!
Person 2: wow, they are beautiful!
Vassallo by ✨꧁Toffee꧂✨ December 17, 2019