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Vassay is the most caring man you will ever meet. Kind-hearted and loving, Vassay picks up all the girls. Vassay is athletic, handsome, caring, and a responsible man. Vassay is also extremely intelligent.

Damn, I wish I had me a Vassay

Vassay by pussyeater415 December 12, 2017

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Ian Vassar

A furry fan who injoyes blink 182

You would listen to blink in a fox suit, your such an Ian Vassar.

Ian Vassar by poeforshow44 December 7, 2010

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Vassar

A small liberal arts school in Poughkeepsie, New York with a famously LGBT+ friendly environment. As such, it was consecrated an "Ivy League Whorehouse" by the Westboro Baptist Church in February of 2013, sparking much excitement throughout the student body.

"I can't believe Vassar is now considered Ivy League! I'm so proud to be attending an Ivy League Whorehouse!"

Vassar by vassarkid February 10, 2013

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Vassallo

An amazing, wonderful, pretty, perfect girl. She has the most beautiful eyes ever and is very athletic. You never know if you are in the friend zone or more with her flirty smile. She is the girl you will want to hold on to for the rest of your life.

Person 1: omg, look at that vassallo!
Person 2: wow, they are beautiful!

Vassallo by ✨꧁Toffee꧂✨ December 17, 2019

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vassared

Verb To tell someone you will do something for them or give them something. Then to callously retract your offer after the person is sure that you're doing something for them.Usually retracted after a long period of time the minimum is 3 hours. Of course the amount of time depends on the person level of dickery.

Brian: Hey so Jeff I don't mind giving you a ride home !
Jeff: Thanks man, you really saved me there, I would've had to wait until 8 to get home.

3 hours later

Brian: I can't give you a ride home, sorry for the confusion.
Jeff: I can't believe you vassared me

vassared by Fabritzz March 4, 2012

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Vassar Straight

a person who characterizes himself or herself as straight, but occasionally dabbles in sexual conduct with a partner of the same gender.

Originated from Vassar College students, who tend to find themselves somewhat hereto-flexible during their college years.

Emily: I saw the guy I have a crush on hooking up with another guy in the Mug last night. I don't know what to think...

Sarah: Oh, don't worry. He is Vassar Straight.

Vassar Straight by cockmaster23 October 30, 2008

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Vassy

The name of the greatest ship to ever have been conceived, so powerful it had to end due to the gay community not being able to cope with such magnificence.

RIP Vassy 2019 - 2019

Cause of Death: The Ice-burg (vaydR)

Vassy by vaydR June 22, 2019

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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