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veal crates 

Several tiny cubicles crammed into one office as desks for graduate students. Like calves being fattened for slaughter, graduate students confined to veal crates can experience chronic stress so extreme as to require medication. Veal-crated students frequently drop our of graduate school after paying tuition for several years, thus helping to ensure that the university's coffers are filled while gaining nothing from the graduate experience but horrible memories and a few useless ideas.
Graduate Student: THIS is my office!!!?? I can't believe it; I'm a PhD student and this is supposed to be a great university. These cubicles are only four feet wide. I'll go insane.

Second Graduate Student: Welcome to the veal crates.
veal crates by ring-tailed roarer January 28, 2010
Related Words
vesal • veal • vesa • Visalia • Vestal • vusal • veal cutlet • veselin • visal • visala

veal-fattening pen

A veal fattening pen is a work environment where the employee sits within a cube farm. In addition to the inconvenience of having no privacy in the veal-fattening pen, a whole series of specialized organizational products will now require purchase or you'll have no place to put your gear. i.e. T-pins instead of push-pins and so on. See also: cube farm
It is time to quit your job when the walls come in for your new veal-fattening pen; for by next week you'll be working in a cube farm.

The Visal Challenge 

David: You ready for the Visal challenge?

Ravi: Fuck you
The name of someone who's a fan of the V-Tubers Ceres Fauna and Vesper Noir (Vestie + Sapling).
Me (Sapling): I've been watching Vesper lately, I think his zatsudans are great.
Friend: Oh, so you are a Vespling now?
Me: Yeah.
Vespling by mansposter October 29, 2022

Veal With It

A phrase used instead of "Deal With It" when eating meat, preferably Veal. Can be used to deflect accusations towards yourself from another, or as a cheesy line in an action movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger where he may kill a guy who is eating Veal at the time.
Example 1
Dude 1: Dude! Thats my veal! I saved it from the other night!
Dude 2: VEAL WITH IT! MOTHAFUCKA!

Example 2
Evil Posh Guy: Oh Clarence, this Veal is simply divine!
*Arnie smashes door down, and shoots everyone in the room without hesitation*
Arnie: VEAL WITH IT! (In thick Austrian accent)
Veal With It by FourteenAjk13 December 3, 2011

Vestal High School 

A bitch ass high school full of bitch ass kids who have bitch ass parents who buy them bitch ass name brand everything.
"Hey so you go to Vestal High School?"
"Yeah I do."
"I knew you were a bitch."
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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