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Extremely handsome man with great intelligence that can get him any woman in this world but chooses to love one girl who is called a "stephanie". which is a beautiful and caring person who has a unique personality.
Veselin
Veselin by Stephycakes16 April 28, 2011
A cheerful, beautiful and intelligent person, who can get any woman he chooses.
You’re pretty handsome. You must be called Veselin.
Veselin by BeasMaster6966 November 21, 2021
The name of someone who's a fan of the V-Tubers Ceres Fauna and Vesper Noir (Vestie + Sapling).
Me (Sapling): I've been watching Vesper lately, I think his zatsudans are great.
Friend: Oh, so you are a Vespling now?
Me: Yeah.
Vespling by mansposter October 29, 2022

Vaseline & Pepper 

Verb (slang) - To create a fake beard with the sole purpose of deceiving other individuals of one's age.
How are we going to get into the strip club, we're only 12 years old! Wait... I know! Let's Vaseline & Pepper tonight, that should throw off the bouncer.

Veselina 

Vesselina is a symbol for joyful, empathetic and open-minded royalty. The kind of royalty that is not snobbish but wants to make the world a happier place by giving kindness and love to others. This royalty belongs to a small and largely undiscovered part of the world where an excellent education means combining critical reasoning with intuitive creativity in a harmonious blend.
In slavic languages veselina means joyful, happy, merry. In greek it means princess which provides the royalty link.
Veselina by Azsqm February 4, 2010

No vaseline 

The act of delivering honest personal assessment, without any soft peddling ; To deliver bad news directly and without sugar coating;usually with some measure of satisfaction;
"You know I'm your best friend so I'm going to give it to you with no Vaseline- you are an asshole" ; " I just found out about the bank account , and I'm going to give it to you with no Vaseline- we're broke". I got the results of your tests back, and here it is with no Vaseline -you failed"
No vaseline by wstlngy July 13, 2009
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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