Vertebrae that generally "hold you in place" yet are now in painfull distress; causing ignorance, thus creating the Redneck illusion of the medical condition frequently referred to as "shrinking Vertebrains"
"My Vertebrains are shrinking," says the pain patient to the payday advance employee when needing a loan for more medication.
A person whom claims veteran status despite not fulfilling his or her term of enlistment. Being granted discharge for constant whining. Undeservingly seeks benefits and recognition.