Calum Vercoe

Calum Vercoe is a huge pick me boy and is a wanna be. He gets no bitches.

Girl: *Walks by
Calum Vercoe: Pick me I am super good at playing sports!
Girl: Ew no you’re ugly

by AidenBama9 March 6, 2022

Tommy Vercetti

Can't swim

Tommy Vercetti can't swim, Claude can't talk ,while CJ can't follow the damn train.

by Saitama 777 January 29, 2021

Tommy Vercetti

Main star of the very popular and successful PS2/PC game, GTA: Vice City. His story is that of being a framed Mafiaosi thug who spent about 15 years in the slammer. After getting out he is sent down south to the sunny paradise city of Vice to help the Fiorelli Mafia step into the drug market. However, this goes awry and Tommy spends the majority of the game finding out who did his drug deal in.

"Tommy Vercetti was very much displeased with Lance Vance's betrayal."

by Drugless September 12, 2005

Vertoeterd

a person who has smoked so much weed that he/she has lost touch with reality. Usually being a weed addict without even knowing it, only hangs out with friends if there's weed involved.

Vertoeterd is a dutch word that combines the word "toeter" (trumpet, or in this case, joint), and turns it into a past participle

You: yo are we hanging out with Kyle tonight?
Bro: nah man, he won't show up if we aren't smoking weed.
You: figures, he's completely vertoeterd.

by CrispyArrow April 25, 2020

Vercetti Punch

The act of running up behind somebody, and punching them in the head. Origin dates to the act that Tommy Vercetti performs in Vice City when he is without weapon

I Vercetti punched this fucker for talking shit.

by Ricky Roma October 9, 2004

Do a Varcoe

To prematurely ejaculate in record time, an especially common trait among Moroccan dwarves.

F'ugly Lady: is it in yet, you're not going to do a Varcoe are you?
*He has already spummed*
Sam: Hello I'm Sam and I've just done a Varcoe!

by Sam Varcoe October 17, 2008

Jeffery Vercher

Quite possibly the greatest fra football player of all time. While beginning to play for varsity in the 8th grade Jeffery set the single season rushing record for the state of Tennessee, which he would proceed to break again in each of his next 4 years of high school. After putting up 1,276 yards of offense in his 8th grade year Coach Whittemore knew that his newest star RB was something special. Jeffery ran for 1,327 yards freshman year, 1,398 yards his sophomore year, 1,548 yards his junior year, and finally, 1,683 yards for his record breaking senior season Jeffery had set himself up with multiple Division 1 offers and the best running back in the history of Tennessee high school football.
In 2023 Jeffery was honored by having his #3 retired at fra

kid- "Mom, I wanna be like Jeffery Vercher one day!"
mom- "You can do anything if you believe in yourself son"

by washingtonfootballteamfan December 6, 2021