vercel

A type of incel who has been tricked by a commercial entity into using a proprietary framework for building software, which causes them to be locked into that vendor’s platform at exorbitant cost as they scale. Their lack of sexual opportunities comes from either spending all their money on infrastructure costs, or spending all their time migrating to another framework

What a vercel. Just wait till their site hits 10,000 users and they see the bill

by unity8433 May 29, 2024

Tommy Vercetti

Can't swim

Tommy Vercetti can't swim, Claude can't talk ,while CJ can't follow the damn train.

by Saitama 777 January 29, 2021

Vernelli

What AJ Foyt calls Parnelli Jones. The origin of this name is unknown and is often overlooked due to AJ's history of incorrectly pronouncing fellow drivers' names, but is hilarious nevertheless.

Vernelli outpaced us again, this is for certain sure!

by Nigel Bennett October 21, 2017

Tommy Vercetti

Main star of the very popular and successful PS2/PC game, GTA: Vice City. His story is that of being a framed Mafiaosi thug who spent about 15 years in the slammer. After getting out he is sent down south to the sunny paradise city of Vice to help the Fiorelli Mafia step into the drug market. However, this goes awry and Tommy spends the majority of the game finding out who did his drug deal in.

"Tommy Vercetti was very much displeased with Lance Vance's betrayal."

by Drugless September 12, 2005

Vercetti Punch

The act of running up behind somebody, and punching them in the head. Origin dates to the act that Tommy Vercetti performs in Vice City when he is without weapon

I Vercetti punched this fucker for talking shit.

by Ricky Roma October 9, 2004

VARcelona

A team by the name FC Barcelona which is to be in favor of VAR (Video Assistant Referee) at all times in order to get free goals or fouls against the opposing teams.

Hey did you see that free penalty or foul that was given to Barcelona using VAR? You mean VARcelona?!

by UEFALONA February 10, 2019

vergel

an intelligent, handsome, and down to earth guy whose silent demeanor if often mistakenly perceived as timid, but is in truth an example of quiet confidence at its finest

1. The bullies thought they could mess with the new guy, but they soon realized he was a vergel and quickly backed off.

2. The girls thought he was just some shy bookworm, but they soon found him to be a vergel and couldn't keep their minds off of him all day long.

by fallingwater16 December 18, 2010