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vegilante 

self-appointed enforcer of all things vegetarian (or vegan).
Did you see the look Heather gave me when I ordered the caesar salad with chicken? Is she some kind of vegilante, or something?
vegilante by flyingdog May 18, 2008

Wet Vagilly 

A Wet Vagilly is similar to a Wet Willy, except that instead of using saliva to lubricate the finger before it goes into someone's ear, the finger is wet with vaginal lubrication. Vagilly is a portmanteau of the words "Vagina" and "Willy."
Aaron: If you don't get out of bed, I'm going to give you a Wet Willy!
Trina: You better not, if you do, I'm going to give you a Wet Vagilly, and you don't want that, because I'm very aroused right now.
Aaron: Ok, you win...that's nasty.
Wet Vagilly by The Green Hornet October 16, 2008

vagillionaire

A person who gets so much pussy as to be considered as a vagillionaire.
MAN, Pete's so baller, he must be a vagillionaire.
vagillionaire by Devin and Radha September 16, 2007

Vexillosexual 

adjective
adjective: Vexillosexual

1.

sexually attracted to Flags.

involving or characterized by sexual attraction between Flags and persons.

"Vexillosexual desire"

noun
noun: Vexillosexual; plural noun: Vexillosexuals

1.

a person who is sexually attracted to Flags.

synonyms: gay, lesbian, gay person, lesbigay; More
Saw the flag of Old South Africanised North America, feeling very Vexillosexual
Vexillosexual by FlagFucker June 12, 2018

vexilloillogical 

practiced by overwrought, underinformed, self-described "patriots", vexilloillogical behavior is the sporting of flag motifs anywhere other than a flag. seemingly unaware of the vexillological proscription of this practice, an oppressively coarse and dull-witted group known as "most people" seem to revel in it. to celebrate what they mistake for their political, moral and economic superiority, the citizens of a country will debase their flag by applying its motif to shirts, ties, hats, beer cozies, underwear and sweatsuits.
honey, do these vexilloillogical stars and stripes spandex shorts make my but look fat?

damn right-don't bend over, you might manifest destiny right out of them. don't tread on me!
vexilloillogical by lexicali slim September 20, 2009

Vegilligan 

(ve-gil-li-gan) a person who claims to be vegan but rarely eats fruits or vegetables. Most of their meals come from a box marked with a V.
“Do you know Brooke only eats Oreo cookies?” “Yeah, she’s a Vegilligan....”
Vegilligan by Chibbity August 9, 2020