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vagillate 

Verb: vacillating between the same few exes; a girl that keeps going back and having sex with the same few exes.

A friend of mine was married to a guy and got divorced, started dating a new guy, broke up with him and got back together with her ex-husband, broke up with him again and went back to the "new" guy. She calls it recycling, we call it vagillating.
Jane continues to vagillate between Joe and Bob; she really needs to move on!
vagillate by Italian Wordsmith April 19, 2014
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Vagigate 

v.,n. (vaj-ih-gae-te) the female form of the cockblock.
1. When one female blocks another, hence the suffix gate. Not necessarily a cockblock because neither party has a cock.
2.Or when the cock isn't trying to get anything but a girl is still blocking him.
Girl1: Man, i wanted to go to the movies last night with him.

Girl2: Yeah but your mom was a fat vagigate.
Vagigate by JTDL January 15, 2009
When a woman is in an irritable state as a result of having her period.
It's that time of the month and my wife is pretty vagitated.
vagitated by godlikesme December 24, 2014

vagitate 

Verb: Irrational behavior as observed during feminine menstruation. Usually observed in men acting moody or emotional like women during their period.
"There he goes again, Jamey sure can vagitate like a bitch off Midol."
vagitate by Ryan Reynolds August 26, 2007

vagitate 

to irritate the vagina, usually due to excessive copulation
My man was so drunk last night, he just kept fucking me but wouldn't cum. He didn't please me at all, in fact all he really did was vagitate me...
vagitate by pornhorn50 January 11, 2010
To be agitated by something only a female would do!
Cell phone rings...
Man 1: Hello
Man 2: hey dude, what us!
Man 1: I'm waiting for "Female" to get ready so we can go out!
Man 2: oh shit, that's gotta suck!
Man 1: I've never been so "vagitated" in my life!
Man 2: I feel your pain man!
vagitated by Redwings Addict January 19, 2009

vagibate 

Verb: Pronounced (va-ju-bait)

Definition: The act of Lifting up and down a small-framed insexperienced woman who is on top, thus masturbating with an actual vagina.
How was last night?

Man, she was on top but had no idea wtf she was doing. i ended up having to vagibate half the night...
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