Urban Dictionary: vegetate

To chill, sit, or lie around with the intention of stimulating the brain as little as possible.

Also Veggin' or Veggin' out

Carl: "Dude what's 2+2?"
Jake: "Hell, I dunno, I'm veggin.'"

by The Ugly One November 19, 2003

to relax to the point of killing brain cells, thus becoming more of a vegetable.

i just haven't been relaxing enough lately, so i need to vegetate harder.

by chuckybubbles September 11, 2011

v. to lay low for an extended period of time; incommunicado.

Ain' talkin' to no one, just wanna vegetate and get petrified.

the act of being a vegetable.lack of energy over all lazy-ness.a better way of saying coach patato

dude all i wanna do is vegetate after four hours of gym class

by mike swartout July 29, 2006

Man 1: here is your food sir.
Man 2: cool and good.
Man 2: *goes to eat food and vegetable jumps into mouth*
Man 2: I TASTE A VEGETAL! ANGERY.

by Tumbly December 16, 2016

Person 1: What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: The wheelchair.

by TheGoldenPeanut February 28, 2017

1. A plant that you eat, usually green
2. A person who is brain-dead.

What do you do when you're done eating a vegetable? Put her back in the wheelchair.

by Fatass February 21, 2003