vegagables

A derogatory euphemism for "vegetables" used by a person who hates eating vegetables.

I don't care how much cheddar you pour on that broccoli, I ain't eatin' no vegagables makes a dramatic imitation of the gag reflex.

vegagables by pmd May 16, 2021

vegatable 

One who is incapable of movement

Trent is a vegatable

vegatable by John1424 January 26, 2017

Vegetables hulk 

Vegetables hulk is a unspecified thing, a random person playing ROBLOX murder mystery was spamming this

Dude; vegetables hulk
Flamango; AAAAAAAH

Vegetables hulk by Flamango subscribe to Flamango April 16, 2020

wedding vegetables 

A classy term to reference the entirety of one's manhood. The term includes the penis, scrotum and BOTH testicles; however it is acceptable to still use the term in the instance one may have just a single testicle.

Englebert enjoyed rubbing his wedding vegetables on a daily basis.

Why hast thou pounded my wedding vegetables so? I will be racked with pain for much time to come.

wedding vegetables by Jackson Tomlinson July 20, 2007

eat your vegetables 

To make a responsible though unfavorable choice in work, school or life in general. To get ahead in your work to avoid the stress of doing in it later on deadline.

You need to just eat your vegetables and start that research paper instead of play Xbox.

I seriously ate my vegetables and went to the library to work on my dissertation.

eat your vegetables by Homeless Dave October 25, 2005

Steamed Vegetables 

Code for The act of putting a penis into a rectum, often used in a public place where you don't want to have people know that you're down to fucking latter.

Bob: Hey we still up for steamed vegetables tonight.
James: Hell yeah!!
Bob:good I fuc

Steamed Vegetables by Jesuislefromage November 13, 2014

eating one's vegetables 

Submitting to an unpleasant sexual act as punishment for bad behavior. Generally implies anal sex, but may also include cum sucking, fisting, and/or a golden shower. The phrase is derived from the fact that while at the dinner table with your mother, eating one's vegetables (in a literal sense), while unpleasant, is inescapable.

A. After being chastised by her husband for speaking out of turn at the dinner party, Elizabeth blushed, realizing that soon she'd be on all fours on the bedroom floor, eating her vegetables.

B. "Eating one's vegetables," proclaims Mr. Thelsby as he pushes his plump erect pecker into his wife's bunghole, "is certainly the most appropriate penance for failing to properly shine the shoes of one's husband. Don't you agree, dear?" "Mfff," says Mary.

eating one's vegetables by SaveOurSkyline December 24, 2008