pmd's definitions

Half-a-mara

A half-marathon.

My friend got up at 3:30 so she could run the Princess half-a-mara.

by pmd February 23, 2020

vegagables

A derogatory euphemism for "vegetables" used by a person who hates eating vegetables.

I don't care how much cheddar you pour on that broccoli, I ain't eatin' no vegagables makes a dramatic imitation of the gag reflex.

by pmd May 16, 2021

Crankin' Butts

(Verb) Formerly Cranking Butts. To smoke cigarettes profousely. Someone who cranks butts is usually also defined as a chain smoker. Originated in upstate NY on college campuses as students stood in large masses outside of dorms "cranking butts."

Christa is outside crankin' butts.

by PMD December 10, 2008

frang

A friend you bang (i.e., a friend with whom you have consensual sex but with whom you do not have a committed romantic relationship).

"She knows we're just frangs."

by pmd May 1, 2013

Nazmom

A parent who, because of COVID or other perceived danger, has taken helicopter parenting to an extreme level bordering on dictatorship. The parental equivalent of a Karen.

"Jeremy's mom won't let him leave the house 'cause of COVID. She's all Nazmom."

"Brian: Let's get tacos on the way home.

Jessica: Not unless they're gluten free.

Brian: WTF? Who scared you off gluten?

Jessica: My dad.

Brian: rolls eyes You mean your Nazmom.

Jessica: Tacos aren't the only thing you're not getting tonight."

by pmd December 20, 2020

bubblarium

A place of safety and peace in a world of seemingly constant violence, sadness, sickness, and despair as amplified by 24/7 media. Usually a physical place such as home or church but sometimes a place created and curated in the mind, often with the help of autonomous sensory meridian response (ASMR) triggers such as relaxation videos and soundscapes. A bubblarium can be a combination of physical place and emotional state.

The news was so troubling today that I had to turn off my phone and go outside, feel the sun on my face, and hear the birds singing just to get back to my bubblarium.

Traffic was crazy, people were rude--I'm so glad to be back to our home sweet home bubblarium.

by pmd November 6, 2021

Crankin' Butts

(Verb) Formerly Cranking Butts. To smoke cigarettes profousely. Someone who cranks butts is usually also defined as a chain smoker. Originated in upstate NY on college campuses as students stood in large masses outside of dorms "cranking butts."

Christa is outside crankin' butts.

by PMD December 10, 2008