The actual medical term for having sand inside of the vaginal cavity. Causes extreme discomfort, making the patient become an irritable bitch, most of the time. Most direct side effects of Sand-A-Vagnosis; Bitching, Moaning, and complaining, in very seriously case becoming a stupid cunt can result. If so see a doctor immediately!

Watch out, she comes from a long line of of woman predisposed to chronic Sand-A-Vaganosis.

Why are you being such a bitch, bad case of Sand-A-Vaganosis?

Me: What the fuck, we didn't even go to the beach!
Her: What's that have to do with anything?
Me: We should at least go to the beach if you going to get Sand-A-Vaganosis!

Sand-a-Vaganosis by A Dog November 16, 2007

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Vagano

Mono of the Vaginal area, often symptoms include white crust and a terrible stench.

"Sabs has Vagano!"

"Did you hear? Reid got Vagano crust on his fingers!"

Vagano by For fuck sake just give me a n November 21, 2018

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Vaganoe

When a girl inserts baking soda in her vagina and aims it at the ceiling and using a Turkey Baster inserts vinegar until the eruption occurs.

I was so mad at him I aimed right for his face and full speed shot him with my vaganoe.

Vaganoe by Voicenation August 5, 2016

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