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Usually used while in a hurry to leave due to dangerous situation or sight of pigs. Similar to "Let's bounce"
Ricardo: Ey it's the 5-0 Holmes !

Chino: Serio ? Vamonos !
Vamonos by Cycles_to_gehenna December 31, 2014
1. Overweight racoon of british descent
2. discriptive word for someone who has absolutely no talent at "day of defeat" the popular half-life mod
1. "oh theres a varanos in my garbage"
2. "aww you are soo varanos at dod, man"
VARANOS by Dreadus November 5, 2003

Sand-a-Vaganosis 

The actual medical term for having sand inside of the vaginal cavity. Causes extreme discomfort, making the patient become an irritable bitch, most of the time. Most direct side effects of Sand-A-Vagnosis; Bitching, Moaning, and complaining, in very seriously case becoming a stupid cunt can result. If so see a doctor immediately!
Watch out, she comes from a long line of of woman predisposed to chronic Sand-A-Vaganosis.

Why are you being such a bitch, bad case of Sand-A-Vaganosis?

Me: What the fuck, we didn't even go to the beach!
Her: What's that have to do with anything?
Me: We should at least go to the beach if you going to get Sand-A-Vaganosis!
Sand-a-Vaganosis by A Dog November 16, 2007

Vamonos de fiesta a factory

...Pero lleva mucho Botiquín,

Porque mucha gente cae ahí.

Ponte ahora tu mejor skin!

This is an extract of the song "La cumbia de Free Fire" by Bukano. It's mainly used as the Spanish version of the Animan Studios meme, and is just as valid as using "Ballin' " for it.
-Hey, have you seen the Animan Studios meme?

-The one with "Ballin" in it?

-Yeah, but have you seen the Spanish version too?

-Nah. How does it go?

-Vamonos de Fiesta a factory, pero lleva mucho botiquin, porque mucha gente cae ahí. Ponte ahora tu mejor skin!
White person: Are you Mexican.
Mexican: Yea
White person: Speak Spanish

Mexican: No
White person: I know Spanish, VAMONOS AMIGOS
Vamonos by Vamonos April 23, 2018
n. A Balding over-weight wheel-chair bound Raccoon of British heritage. Known to enjoy chocolate chip cookies.
The Ultimate Weapons of Varanos were triumphant in defeating the Ninja Monkey Assassin army.
Varanos by Markee Mark April 2, 2007
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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