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vaganob by penibwenib November 28, 2018
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Sand-a-Vaganosis 

The actual medical term for having sand inside of the vaginal cavity. Causes extreme discomfort, making the patient become an irritable bitch, most of the time. Most direct side effects of Sand-A-Vagnosis; Bitching, Moaning, and complaining, in very seriously case becoming a stupid cunt can result. If so see a doctor immediately!
Watch out, she comes from a long line of of woman predisposed to chronic Sand-A-Vaganosis.

Why are you being such a bitch, bad case of Sand-A-Vaganosis?

Me: What the fuck, we didn't even go to the beach!
Her: What's that have to do with anything?
Me: We should at least go to the beach if you going to get Sand-A-Vaganosis!
Sand-a-Vaganosis by A Dog November 16, 2007
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Vagangbang

When multiple women, usually 3 or more, engage in sexual intercourse with a single man.

Note that the females are not engaging with each other because it would then only be considered an orgy.

Pronounced "Va-jang-bang"
Hey Gina, let's get the ladies together and vagangbang Matt this Saturday.
Vagangbang by mattcaps! May 11, 2018
Mono of the Vaginal area, often symptoms include white crust and a terrible stench.
"Sabs has Vagano!"

"Did you hear? Reid got Vagano crust on his fingers!"
When a girl inserts baking soda in her vagina and aims it at the ceiling and using a Turkey Baster inserts vinegar until the eruption occurs.
I was so mad at him I aimed right for his face and full speed shot him with my vaganoe.
Vaganoe by Voicenation August 5, 2016
the combination of a vagina and an anus
mary told tom she was infertile due to her having a vaganous
Vaganous by Black Death Laura July 13, 2009
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