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vagander 

Slang for an appointment with your "woman doctor". Inspired from the term vajayjay.
I should ask about The Pill when I go in for my vagander next week.
Related Words

Sand-a-Vaganosis 

The actual medical term for having sand inside of the vaginal cavity. Causes extreme discomfort, making the patient become an irritable bitch, most of the time. Most direct side effects of Sand-A-Vagnosis; Bitching, Moaning, and complaining, in very seriously case becoming a stupid cunt can result. If so see a doctor immediately!
Watch out, she comes from a long line of of woman predisposed to chronic Sand-A-Vaganosis.

Why are you being such a bitch, bad case of Sand-A-Vaganosis?

Me: What the fuck, we didn't even go to the beach!
Her: What's that have to do with anything?
Me: We should at least go to the beach if you going to get Sand-A-Vaganosis!
Sand-a-Vaganosis by A Dog November 16, 2007

vagander 

a combination of the words vagina and gander. Used to describe the yearly trip to the OB/GYN or any other female-specific doctor.
I have my vagander at eight o'clock Monday morning.
vagander by cinderbella84 July 2, 2007
Not considerred a word anymore. It is a praise of genreal goodness.
vagance by waffle November 3, 2003
(Va-jay-ner) A non-literal female errection.
I just saw that movie Magic Mike the other day and had a serious vaganer.
Vaganer by RevengeLover July 2, 2014
Mono of the Vaginal area, often symptoms include white crust and a terrible stench.
"Sabs has Vagano!"

"Did you hear? Reid got Vagano crust on his fingers!"