Vaganoe

When a girl inserts baking soda in her vagina and aims it at the ceiling and using a Turkey Baster inserts vinegar until the eruption occurs.

I was so mad at him I aimed right for his face and full speed shot him with my vaganoe.

by Voicenation August 5, 2016

vagander

Slang for an appointment with your "woman doctor". Inspired from the term vajayjay.

I should ask about The Pill when I go in for my vagander next week.

by Fortunes_Daughter July 1, 2007

Sand-a-Vaganosis

The actual medical term for having sand inside of the vaginal cavity. Causes extreme discomfort, making the patient become an irritable bitch, most of the time. Most direct side effects of Sand-A-Vagnosis; Bitching, Moaning, and complaining, in very seriously case becoming a stupid cunt can result. If so see a doctor immediately!

Watch out, she comes from a long line of of woman predisposed to chronic Sand-A-Vaganosis.

Why are you being such a bitch, bad case of Sand-A-Vaganosis?

Me: What the fuck, we didn't even go to the beach!
Her: What's that have to do with anything?
Me: We should at least go to the beach if you going to get Sand-A-Vaganosis!

by A Dog November 16, 2007

vagander

a combination of the words vagina and gander. Used to describe the yearly trip to the OB/GYN or any other female-specific doctor.

I have my vagander at eight o'clock Monday morning.

by cinderbella84 July 2, 2007

vagance

Not considerred a word anymore. It is a praise of genreal goodness.

A thousand vagancies for glory and happiness.

by waffle November 3, 2003

Vaganer

(Va-jay-ner) A non-literal female errection.

I just saw that movie Magic Mike the other day and had a serious vaganer.

by RevengeLover July 2, 2014

Vagano

Mono of the Vaginal area, often symptoms include white crust and a terrible stench.

"Sabs has Vagano!"

"Did you hear? Reid got Vagano crust on his fingers!"

by For fuck sake just give me a n November 21, 2018