Urban Dictionary: VARANOS

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1. Overweight racoon of british descent
2. discriptive word for someone who has absolutely no talent at "day of defeat" the popular half-life mod

1. "oh theres a varanos in my garbage"
2. "aww you are soo varanos at dod, man"

by Dreadus November 05, 2003

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dirtpilled

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak

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Varanos

n. A Balding over-weight wheel-chair bound Raccoon of British heritage. Known to enjoy chocolate chip cookies.

The Ultimate Weapons of Varanos were triumphant in defeating the Ninja Monkey Assassin army.

by Markee Mark March 27, 2007

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VARANOS

I love him, he's my b/f.

by -{SiU.Cable}- March 20, 2003

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VARANOS

Awesome weapon user and can kill any cunt with a sniper unscoped or any other weapon.

Going to kick the shit out of Specialist

by Chuck the Racoon March 30, 2003

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Likes to try and snipe unscoped and tk. Ends up witha score like 12-67.
Camps first flags when we are at our last..

Camper.

by -{SiU.Gambit}- March 20, 2003

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