Vaganous

the combination of a vagina and an anus

mary told tom she was infertile due to her having a vaganous

by Black Death Laura July 13, 2009

Sand-a-Vaganosis

The actual medical term for having sand inside of the vaginal cavity. Causes extreme discomfort, making the patient become an irritable bitch, most of the time. Most direct side effects of Sand-A-Vagnosis; Bitching, Moaning, and complaining, in very seriously case becoming a stupid cunt can result. If so see a doctor immediately!

Watch out, she comes from a long line of of woman predisposed to chronic Sand-A-Vaganosis.

Why are you being such a bitch, bad case of Sand-A-Vaganosis?

Me: What the fuck, we didn't even go to the beach!
Her: What's that have to do with anything?
Me: We should at least go to the beach if you going to get Sand-A-Vaganosis!

by A Dog November 16, 2007

Vagannus

The fat fold under a ladies gut (pannus) that is so big it has taken over her vagina. A second panus that has become one with the vagina. A black whole where things can be lost forever.

The vagannus, extra cushion for the pushin'

by gigglesRN December 2, 2014

Vaganus Lingerberries

This is the by-product of dingle-berries being left behind, and the sweat from a vagina/ass crack mixing and mingling, altogether causing a foul stench in the area of the vagina. Most noticeable when hitting it from behind.

After a long night of dancing, we left the club and headed home. Shortly thereafter, this amazingly hot chick requested doggy style, bent over, and there it was... that god-awful smell... VAGANUS LINGERBERRIES!

by Vaganus Lingerberrius September 8, 2010

vaganus

(n) A condition that is caused through over penetration of the vagina and anus. As the activity persists, the two orifaces become one.

Ashley has a very large vaganus.

by clownpenis October 2, 2005

Vaganus

A person that acts like an asshole but tries to make you the bad guy for calling them out on their behavior in a passive-aggressive way. Thus being an asshole and a pussy at the same time in your behavior.

Don't threaten me and then back peddle when I confront you, only a vaganus would do that.

by SFNL May 1, 2018

Vaganus

Term used to describe the vagina and anus as one general private area.

That girl has a beautiful vaganus.

I’d love to eat her vaganus till she cums.

by CPTPA June 22, 2021