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There's a couple negative side affects to vaping, but the only thing you can get, is vape polio. Ocurs after long term vaping (couple days.)

SYMPTOMS: Burn lung, bad breath, good breath, hard teeth, soft nuts. And good timing, obviously.
Steve- "Are you saying vape, polio?"
Cib- "Vapolio, yes... burn lungs down under... 'down unda!' know what I mean?"
Steve- "Doesn't sound like an actual... but ok"
Vapolio by soft nuts July 22, 2017
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if one was to play their vagina as an instrument, it would be called the vagolin.
"This new piece I'm learning for my vagolin is very hard. The fingerings are so tricky."
Vagolin by ProgPrincess September 12, 2009

vasoline smile 

An artificial smile that resembles the forced smiles of beauty pageant contestants. Women entered in these contests will put vasoline on their teeth to keep their lips from sticking to their teeth when they smile.
The Miss America contestants flashed their best vasoline smiles at the judges as they walked by.
vasoline smile by Hackermom July 24, 2008

Vasoline 

Joe: I listened to Vasoline last night while I jacked off with Vaseline.
Vasoline by STPlover January 11, 2010
a bear-like creature that spends his spare time malesting young children. He lives inside the walls of houses and will sneak into your childrens rooms at night and malest them. Aslo, he is very dangerous during hunting season. So during the months of June and July, be espically careful to lock your doors and windows because when a vanoli starts, he cannot stop. He also goes undercover as a teacher in catholic shools. Dont be fooled he is highly dangerous. He inviteskids to disneyorld and has a stomach the size of an ugly beast! stay clear of vanolis all the time.
Vanoli Dont malest my kids!
Omg I hear something in my wall! Omg its a vanoli !
vanoli by spongebob and squidward January 10, 2009

vasoline 

Makes the rubbin'and slidin' nice and easy... to get out every last drop o' dat sweet o nutta butta
Hey Billy, I use vasoline when I shank your mommy
vasoline by shebba April 29, 2003