vanoli

a bear-like creature that spends his spare time malesting young children. He lives inside the walls of houses and will sneak into your childrens rooms at night and malest them. Aslo, he is very dangerous during hunting season. So during the months of June and July, be espically careful to lock your doors and windows because when a vanoli starts, he cannot stop. He also goes undercover as a teacher in catholic shools. Dont be fooled he is highly dangerous. He inviteskids to disneyorld and has a stomach the size of an ugly beast! stay clear of vanolis all the time.

Vanoli Dont malest my kids!
Omg I hear something in my wall! Omg its a vanoli !

by spongebob and squidward January 10, 2009

Vanelis

Hates vegetables and loves cheese pizza. She will steal the scene in any and all Karaoke songs, even when she's sitting in the audience. Reliable & loveable... Known for her curvaceous assets. She can do side bends or sit ups, but she sure can't loose that butt.

That girl over there got a Vanelis body, daaaaamn!

I'm going out and I'm totally going to Vanelis that karaoke club.

by klinggirl February 2, 2010

Vapolio

There's a couple negative side affects to vaping, but the only thing you can get, is vape polio. Ocurs after long term vaping (couple days.)

SYMPTOMS: Burn lung, bad breath, good breath, hard teeth, soft nuts. And good timing, obviously.

Steve- "Are you saying vape, polio?"
Cib- "Vapolio, yes... burn lungs down under... 'down unda!' know what I mean?"
Steve- "Doesn't sound like an actual... but ok"

by soft nuts July 22, 2017

vanflip

When someone doesn't like a band they use this term when talking about said band.

It literally means that they want the band's van to flip while they're in it, resulting in death or serious injury.

Brokencyde? I demand a vanflip.

by deathwish124 May 7, 2009

Vagolin

if one was to play their vagina as an instrument, it would be called the vagolin.

"This new piece I'm learning for my vagolin is very hard. The fingerings are so tricky."

by ProgPrincess September 12, 2009

vasoline smile

An artificial smile that resembles the forced smiles of beauty pageant contestants. Women entered in these contests will put vasoline on their teeth to keep their lips from sticking to their teeth when they smile.

The Miss America contestants flashed their best vasoline smiles at the judges as they walked by.

by Hackermom July 24, 2008

Vanoplier

The Youtube shipping between VanossGaming and Markiplier.

"I ship Vanoplier"

by TururuTheSeer January 4, 2017