vanpid
shut the fuck up vanpid
vanpid by CAPTAIN-DUCK August 1, 2020
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Vanida
Vanida is the most favourite person around his/her acquaintances. A contagious and down to earth person. A personality that no one can / hard to hate.
Vanida by Kookiewifeu May 31, 2018
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vanpid • vapid • Vanida • Vannida • Vanpire • vapid cunt • vampidity • Vanbidexterous • vanidda • vanidee
vampidity
The shameless exposition of uniformed decisions, without knowledge of the highly ironic content of one's actions.
damn, she posted a photograph of a bicycle hanging from her ceiling, and didn't catch that people telling her it was cool was insincere... what complete vampidity...
vampidity by tiki refrigerator January 13, 2009
vanpirate
Pronunciation: \ˈvanˈpī-rət\
Function: noun
one who exhibits vampire, ninja, and pirate tendencies; someone who loots and pillages primarily at night, has also been known to black fog from social events; someone who lives by the motto, "Drink like a pirate, fight like a ninja"; someone who is dark and mysterious
Function: noun
one who exhibits vampire, ninja, and pirate tendencies; someone who loots and pillages primarily at night, has also been known to black fog from social events; someone who lives by the motto, "Drink like a pirate, fight like a ninja"; someone who is dark and mysterious
You, "Did you hear that Erik got in a bar fight last night?"
Me, "Yeah, he has turned into a real vanpirate lately!"
Me, "Yeah, he has turned into a real vanpirate lately!"
vanpire
vanpire by tumblingtomato November 13, 2012
vapid
vapid talk
Vapid
A shallow pretentious woman that is full of herself. A materialistic individual that isn't very deep.
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