pageant 

An elaborate public dramatic presentation that usually depicts a historical or traditional event.

Peter: "For Xerxes, every meal is a pageant."

pageant by Andresthejeff February 6, 2014

pageant ready look 

This term describes young women who are dressed, made up and carry themselves as if competing in a beauty pageant.

Shelia was a bit too formal for the weekend, too much the pageant ready look to fit the party.

pageant ready look by I, Wreckerrr August 19, 2020

Pageant Mom 

Woman in her mid forties who pushes her young child to be in pageants to live vicariously through that child. Delirious to how a normal child should be raised and a complete dumb bitch. Notorious for harboring the future strippers of America.

That Pageant mom is the reason my tanning store is still in business.

Pageant Mom by Justice S. Erved February 7, 2010

Pageant answer 

An answer to a question that sounds like something you'd hear at a beauty pageant.

Do you like cats?

I love all the animals of the world.

What a pageant answer...

Pageant answer by MaskedSinger November 5, 2010

pageant sash

Leaving a trail of cum diagonally from hip to shoulder. An affectionate gift of love for your pageant winner.

Anyone could give her a pearl necklace, but I declared her a winner with the pageant sash.

She was so beautiful all I could give her was a pageant sash.

The only thing she wore last night was the pageant sash I gave her.

pageant sash by pageant winner March 21, 2011

Pageant anxiety 

The feeling that everyone in and or associated with the glam rock band Pageant secretly hates you and thinks you're weird and annoying

Dezzy left me on read so now my pageant anxiety is flared up!

Pageant anxiety by Mackenzie_2706s September 9, 2023

pageant dad 

a dad who prepares his daughters for interviews i.e. college interviews or job appointments
activities loved by pageant dads include purchasing clothes that "bring out your eyes" and pinching your cheeks to give them "some rouge"

ugh John McKenzie is such a pageant dad, he told me splash some cold water on my face to liven my skin.

pageant dad by yung bunkbed February 7, 2018