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pageant by Andresthejeff February 6, 2014
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pageant ready look
This term describes young women who are dressed, made up and carry themselves as if competing in a beauty pageant.
pageant ready look by I, Wreckerrr August 19, 2020
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Pageant Mom
Woman in her mid forties who pushes her young child to be in pageants to live vicariously through that child. Delirious to how a normal child should be raised and a complete dumb bitch. Notorious for harboring the future strippers of America.
Pageant Mom by Justice S. Erved February 7, 2010
Pageant answer
Pageant answer by MaskedSinger November 5, 2010
pageant sash
Leaving a trail of cum diagonally from hip to shoulder. An affectionate gift of love for your pageant winner.
Anyone could give her a pearl necklace, but I declared her a winner with the pageant sash.
She was so beautiful all I could give her was a pageant sash.
The only thing she wore last night was the pageant sash I gave her.
She was so beautiful all I could give her was a pageant sash.
The only thing she wore last night was the pageant sash I gave her.
pageant sash by pageant winner March 21, 2011
Pageant anxiety
The feeling that everyone in and or associated with the glam rock band Pageant secretly hates you and thinks you're weird and annoying
Pageant anxiety by Mackenzie_2706s September 9, 2023
pageant dad
a dad who prepares his daughters for interviews i.e. college interviews or job appointments
activities loved by pageant dads include purchasing clothes that "bring out your eyes" and pinching your cheeks to give them "some rouge"
activities loved by pageant dads include purchasing clothes that "bring out your eyes" and pinching your cheeks to give them "some rouge"
ugh John McKenzie is such a pageant dad, he told me splash some cold water on my face to liven my skin.
pageant dad by yung bunkbed February 7, 2018
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