by Andresthejeff February 6, 2014
Get the pageant mug.This term describes young women who are dressed, made up and carry themselves as if competing in a beauty pageant.
by I, Wreckerrr August 19, 2020
Get the pageant ready look mug.Woman in her mid forties who pushes her young child to be in pageants to live vicariously through that child. Delirious to how a normal child should be raised and a complete dumb bitch. Notorious for harboring the future strippers of America.
by Justice S. Erved February 7, 2010
Get the Pageant Mom mug.by MaskedSinger November 5, 2010
Get the Pageant answer mug.Leaving a trail of cum diagonally from hip to shoulder. An affectionate gift of love for your pageant winner.
Anyone could give her a pearl necklace, but I declared her a winner with the pageant sash.
She was so beautiful all I could give her was a pageant sash.
The only thing she wore last night was the pageant sash I gave her.
She was so beautiful all I could give her was a pageant sash.
The only thing she wore last night was the pageant sash I gave her.
by pageant winner March 21, 2011
Get the pageant sash mug.The feeling that everyone in and or associated with the glam rock band Pageant secretly hates you and thinks you're weird and annoying
by Mackenzie_2706s September 9, 2023
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activities loved by pageant dads include purchasing clothes that "bring out your eyes" and pinching your cheeks to give them "some rouge"
activities loved by pageant dads include purchasing clothes that "bring out your eyes" and pinching your cheeks to give them "some rouge"
ugh John McKenzie is such a pageant dad, he told me splash some cold water on my face to liven my skin.
by yung bunkbed February 7, 2018
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