Pale night dwellers who drive vans.

the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20

Noun - A Vampire who lives exclusively in vans and hunts for prey beneath the seats.

(n): Any work van, but particularly those from public utilities, with two fluorescent traffic cones mounted in front pointing down so they look like fangs. Incredibly ridiculous looking, since the cones would probably be easier to manage pointed up, but very real.