vampidity 

The shameless exposition of uniformed decisions, without knowledge of the highly ironic content of one's actions.

damn, she posted a photograph of a bicycle hanging from her ceiling, and didn't catch that people telling her it was cool was insincere... what complete vampidity...

vampidity by tiki refrigerator January 13, 2009

Vupidity 

n. An affliction affecting mostly the male of the human species (though other species have yet to be studied for this problem), in which the male loses all sense of logic and reason when given the opportunity to have sex; see vagina. When this is revealed to be only the ILLUSION of the opportunity to have sex, the male is often ridiculed and punished by friends; see stupidity.

Can be compounded in severity when the name of the illusion's creator begins with a "V", e.g.. Veronica.

Kevin gave that psychobitch cocktease, Veronica, keys to his apartment. Obviously, he's suffering from a severe case of Vupidity.

Vupidity by Kra-Z June 5, 2006

vampirity

A quality of a vampire.

Such as: awesomeness, coolness, a nibbler, HOTness, orrr freakin sexy teeth!

I'm sooo attracted to your vampirity!

You got me high on your vampirity.

vampirity by bodaciousweather March 26, 2009

Vampiritic 

Craving blood

Irradiared food makes you.vampiritic.

Vampiritic by 777man June 4, 2016

morbid validity 

something horrible or morbid in the written word, on film, or in an image, that explains itself in a way you can understand and/or appreciate. creating something horrible or morbid that is not simply to shock, scare, or disgust people.

Some of Edgar Allen Poe's work, like the Cask of Amontillado, had a sort of morbid vailidity behind it. (or) I saw that horror movie, Final Destination, and it seemed that most of the killings were done to shock people, it lacked morbid validity compared to a movie like Silence of the Lambs.

morbid validity by MillsFokk August 16, 2009

Validity 

Abundance of validness

Yo you see those juniors over there.
No where... OH SHIT EW WTF THAT BITCH UGLY
Those my friend, are the validity girls

Validity by Womanigga October 13, 2019

validity 

When there is an abundance of valid(cute) females in a given area.

Damn there's hella validity over there!

validity by PAPER1997 September 4, 2016