Definitions by vanpirate

vanpirate

Pronunciation: \ˈvanˈpī-rət\

Function: noun
one who exhibits vampire, ninja, and pirate tendencies; someone who loots and pillages primarily at night, has also been known to black fog from social events; someone who lives by the motto, "Drink like a pirate, fight like a ninja"; someone who is dark and mysterious

You, "Did you hear that Erik got in a bar fight last night?"
Me, "Yeah, he has turned into a real vanpirate lately!"

vanpirate by vanpirate January 6, 2010

snatch 

a herd of multiple uteri; a plural amount of uterus in a pack; if a herd of lions is a pride, and a herd of wolves is a pack, then a herd of uteri are a snatch... A collective group of women, not necessarily a negative connotation...

Did you see the snatch of uteri that just walked into the bar?

snatch by vanpirate January 16, 2009

fondle 

a collective group of boobs; more than just a pair of boobs...

Did you see the fondle of boobs in that bunch? Those lakers girls have quite the fondle.

fondle by vanpirate January 16, 2009

bang 

a collective group of penises; more than just one penis in one place

Did you see that bang of dicks who just walked into the bar? You guys are a bang!!!

bang by vanpirate January 16, 2009