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1. A woman who has not had sexual intercourse for a long period of time, in essence her vagina has become stagnant.
Hey dude look at Veronica, she just got back from an all-girls school she must be super vagstag.
vagstag by Hero of the Kingdom December 23, 2010
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Vanstock 

Used in the show "That 70's Show". The gang went to Vanstock, a place described as Woodstock but for vans.
Eric - Dad, we're going to Vanstock this weekend.
Red - Vanstock? What the hell is that?
Eric - Well, it's like Woodstock, but for vans.
Red - Sounds stupid. Have fun.

vagstastic 

a vagina that feels so perfect and so beautiful that it is fantastic
you were so vagstastic last night
vagstastic by steve o'neal February 13, 2009

VAGSTAND 

when a girl slides down on your cock and you bottom out before your all the way inside her; she is doing a VAGSTAND
man shorty was tight but she didnt make it we ended up staring at eachother while she was in pain doing the VAGSTAND
VAGSTAND by BENJOLI December 12, 2010

Vansterdam 

slang name the city of Vancouver British Columbia, Canada. It is nick-named this because it is said the pot smoking is as open to the city of Amsterdam in Europe.
Vancouver + Amsterdam = Vansterdam
Vansterdam by aasdasd May 10, 2004

vagstracted 

When someone losses their train of thought when talking to a woman.
My friend doesn't perform well at work when he gets vagstracted.
vagstracted by maintenance man July 12, 2013
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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